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Coffee Talk VI: The Undiscovered Country

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forty_three

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Waiting for this:


And seriously it is his own course that he can play at his own free will so he should be winning. I bet for the tourney he tells them where to set the tee boxes, pin placements, grass height to cater to his style of play.
 

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Well, when you count only half your strokes, take mulligans on every hole, and take gimme putts on every green, sure I can see Trump shooting a 67.
 

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The comments are gold.....but those folks I bet were ok with Trump throwing paper towels at people.
Anyway their interview I really hope they keep the government accountable to get it rebuilt the way it was.
 

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And seriously it is his own course that he can play at his own free will so he should be winning. I bet for the tourney he tells them where to set the tee boxes, pin placements, grass height to cater to his style of play.
It's not even that sophisticated. I read an article about his golfing habits.

He will race off right after his shot, before the rest of the group has finished, and miraculously have the perfect lie 40 yards past where everyone saw the ball go.
He will play other people's golf balls, whichever one is best.
He will be the first to play a new course, and because he has the first score, will declare himself club champion.
He will play 9 holes, and extrapolate that to a full course score.
He will submit scorecards when his official Whitehouse calendar will have him nowhere near the course.
And of course declare his own gimmes from ridiculous distances.

Absolutely nothing surprising
 
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