Coffee Talk VI: The Undiscovered Country

[puckhead]

Lol. 5'10 max, 275 min

 

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All those bets need to be voided and the money returned as there is no way for the weight to be validated.

 

[sbb122]

This guy played at 6’4” 230

 

[buffhockey]

 

[forty_three]

That mugshot is also fake. He was wearing a red tie

 

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The Donald arrived at the jail
He spun an enormous tail
The weight it seems
Was only 215
The thumb was on the scale

 

[jstewismybastardson]

CNN just reported he filled out the paperwork ahead of time

Give me a break. What a narcissistic piece of shit he is

Is he scheduled for anymore cnn “town halls”. They should have an industrial pallet scale built under the carpet of the studio and x marks the spot where he walks out and stands and waves at everyone and then a drape is removed from the front where a digital screen will be to show his weight.

DOOOOOOOOOOO IT!

 

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[dare2be]

Trump 6'3 215

That's the petty behavior of a tyrannical dictator.

/Sounds like a bible verse.

 

[buffhockey]

That mugshot is also fake. He was wearing a red tie

Hard to tell sometimes..

 

[mattola]

They are fucking despicable

 

[mattola]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Filling his depends … not out of fear … just the usual

 

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Filling his depends … not out of fear … just the usual

Do they have a blowout barrier?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Do they have a blowout barrier?

No

 

[forty_three]

No
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SPOILER THAT SHIT

 

[forty_three]

Been fun seeing all the comparisons on what 6'3" 215 looks like.

L to R
Scott Harrington, 6'2" 209
Zach Werenski is 6'2, 208
David Savard is 6'2 220
Seth Jones is 6'4" 220
Dalton Prout is 6'3", 215 on the dot
Andrew Peeke is 6'3" and 210

 

[jstewismybastardson]

SPOILER THAT SHIT

My bad @forty_three … fify

Spoiler: Diaper soiler

 

[KennyBanyeah]

FUCK OFF

6’3” 215 and I’m fucking Santa Claus

Fat weighs less than muscle.

Also as a person who has, sadly, been booked before...they don't actually weigh you. They go by ID or just ask you.

 

[Comeds]

Fat weighs less than muscle.

Also as a person who has, sadly, been booked before...they don't actually weigh you. They go by ID or just ask you.

On second thought, cow tippings not so funny after all, is it?