Coffee Talk VI: The Undiscovered Country

[mattola]

0.000000000000000000000000000001% of his followers would even understand what you were talking about.

the 0.000000000000000000000000000001%

but then the moment kicks in her little pee brain when she thought he meant you get a green card

 

[thedddd]

Another Trump dick rider upset.



The cult responses to this believing this isn’t his big announcement are funny and sad at the same time.

 

[mattola]

Another Trump dick rider upset.



The cult responses to this believing this isn’t his big announcement are funny and sad at the same time.

is he distracting right now?

 

[Comeds]

They'll be great in the spokes of my Schwinn.

Those are nice! I got a digital Huffy with digital snake belly tires! We should go for a digital ride some day.

 

[sbb122]

I would buy a Trump NFT of him walking up the stairs of Air Force One with the shit paper stuck to his foot in a heartbeat lol

 

[puckhead]

Those are nice! I got a digital Huffy with digital snake belly tires! We should go for a digital ride some day.

Fuck you, peleton guy. I'm not exersicing

 

[mattola]

it got better



i am surprised when he said "It's my community" he didn't finish with No Black or Jewish People allowed. Racist Grifter

 

[sbb122]

 

[dash]

Are trading cards the new name tags?

 

[dash]

it got better

Here's the thing though - The US can rid themselves of Trump, but it's going to be much more difficult to eliminate Trumpism.

 

[mattola]

Here's the thing though - The US can rid themselves of Trump, but it's going to be much more difficult to eliminate Trumpism.

 

[Comeds]

For those a little confused by Trumps announcement, let me help explain it:

NFT how can I explain it
I'll take you frame by frame it
To have y'all jumpin' shall we singin' it
N is for Non, F is for Fungible but not like a mush-a-room,
The T... well... that's stands for token
But not the way MAGA usually uses token,
Oh come on now I'm just jokin'!
You get an image thats recorded in a blockchain,
You see its not too hard for a homey to explain!
Bust it

You down with NFT (Yeah you know me), you down with NFT (Yeah you know me)
You down with NFT (Yeah you know me), who's down with NFT (Every last homie)
You down with NFT (Yeah you know me), you down with NFT (Yeah you know me)
You down with NFT (Yeah you know me), who's down with NFT (All the homies)

 

[elocomotive]

That’s it, a different grift.

Is this for real or is this a joke? I'm seriously asking because reality and satire are too close together on the spectrum now.

If true, then it's appropriate at the holidays - "Drink...more...Ovaltine."

 

[dash]

The main difference between playing bridge and playing with Trump Cards is that everyone is a dummy when they play with Trump Cards.

 

[elocomotive]

Holy shit that is really what it is.

I have to give it to Trump. He is the only person in the world who I think I can't possibly be shocked by something he says or does, and then I'm always shocked by what he says or does.

 

[dash]

Is this for real or is this a joke? I'm seriously asking because reality and satire are too close together on the spectrum now.

If true, then it's appropriate at the holidays - "Drink...more...Ovaltine."

Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round.
The mug is round.
They should call it Trumptine.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

As hilariously stupid as this all is, keep in mind today's happiest card collector is Ron Desantis.

 

[mattola]

As hilariously stupid as this all is, keep in mind today's happiest card collector is Ron Desantis.

and Ted Cruz

 

[buffhockey]

 

[dare2be]

The main difference between playing bridge and playing with Trump Cards is that everyone is a dummy when they play with Trump Cards.

The other difference is that in playing bridge, there is such a thing as NO TRUMP.