Coffee Talk V: The Final Battle

[dash]

Well I’m convinced!!!

 

[thedddd]

Well I’m convinced!!!

RIP James Randi....He didn't live long enough to see someone win his $1,000,000 prize.

 

[Comeds]

Well I’m convinced!!!

I like the woman behind her....

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Well I’m convinced!!!

Q: "Explain to me why the key sticks to me?"

A: "Errr...because you haven't bathed in 2 months?"

 

[dash]

Q: "Explain to me why the key sticks to me?"

A: "Errr...because you haven't bathed in 2 months?"

Bill Gates is to blame for sticky keys.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Bill Gates is to blame for sticky keys.

And he makes the microchips that go into the vaccine!! It's all coming together man. How can these sheeple not see it?!? And guess what the chips are communicating through??? YUP! 5G towers. This was never about a virus dude. Come on!! It's always been about freedom. The freedom to get sick and die. So what? I'd rather die than have my life revolve around a microchip and keys that stick to me. What if I want to use card access at my house instead of a key ya know? Or a number pad? Fingerprint recognition or rectumal scanning? Know why I can't use those? Becaue the vaccine is changing our fingerprints and our DNA. That means your rectuma isn't the same as it was before. The vaccine makes our eyes all the same so Gates's army can get into our houses even if we don't use his sticky keys. It's all right in front of you. WAKE UP!!




Man I need to stop sprinkling cocaine on my cornflakes I guess... Anyway. Good talk but I've gotta go to my QAA meeting. That's QAnon Anonymous for all you snowflakes.

 

[puckhead]

Fingerprint recognition or rectumal scanning? Know why I can't use those? Becaue the vaccine is changing our fingerprints and our DNA.

shit. my fingerprint log-on on my laptop has been spotty for the last week or so. true story.
coincidence that i got the vax a while ago? better hit one of these meetings to learn more

 

[elocomotive]

shit. my fingerprint log-on on my laptop has been spotty for the last week or so. true story.
coincidence that i got the vax a while ago? better hit one of these meetings to learn more

Your fingertips are changing because your DNA has changed. Look at an old picture of yourself - do you look pretty different? This is because of the vaccine. You're now on the path to gender fluidity that the vaccine is designed to create. Enjoy these final days with your spouse because you'll soon be smoother than a Ken doll down there. The government knows if they can effectively castrate the men, this will make them more docile and willing to accept the next stage of facism. You are a victim of their Nazi communist fascist socialist agenda.

 

[mattola]

Your fingertips are changing because your DNA has changed. Look at an old picture of yourself - do you look pretty different? This is because of the vaccine. You're now on the path to gender fluidity that the vaccine is designed to create. Enjoy these final days with your spouse because you'll soon be smoother than a Ken doll down there. The government knows if they can effectively castrate the men, this will make them more docile and willing to accept the next stage of facism. You are a victim of their Nazi communist fascist socialist agenda.

i am so looking forward to having Magneto Powers man...

 

[dash]

One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship​

 

[elocomotive]

One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship​

I think you're thinking of "One does not simply walk into Mordor..."

 

[mattola]

One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship​

did my brother get ahold of your account?

 

[dash]

did my brother get ahold of your account?

Does your brother work at the Ministry of Truth?

 

[elocomotive]

Does your brother work at the Ministry of Truth?

Dash is clearly having some kind of episode. Let's just all stay calm. We knew at his age this day was coming.

@dash - PM me with your credit card information and we will get you help right away!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Dash is clearly having some kind of episode. Let's just all stay calm. We knew at his age this day was coming.

@dash - PM me with your credit card information and we will get you help right away!

@dash two factor authentication for security here so send me your credit card info too!

 

[dash]

Dash is clearly having some kind of episode. Let's just all stay calm. We knew at his age this day was coming.

@dash - PM me with your credit card information and we will get you help right away!

 

[mattola]

Dash is clearly having some kind of episode. Let's just all stay calm. We knew at his age this day was coming.

@dash - PM me with your credit card information and we will get you help right away!

@dash two factor authentication for security here so send me your credit card info too!

going to need @dash PIN as well. most likely it's Bosco but we need to be sure

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Dash give me your wagon.

Not for any of the above reasons, I just really like it and think you might say yes.

 

[dash]

Dash give me your wagon.

Not for any of the above reasons, I just really like it and think you might say yes.

Unfortunately, I no longer have the Alpina wagon (lost her to a blown head gasket). I sold her to a local mechanic who was going to drop a brand new engine in it as well as a manual shift kit.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

This guy should not be allowed back on the air, dummies.

Jeffrey Toobin is back at CNN eight months after exposing himself on Zoom

Jeffrey Toobin returned to CNN as the network's chief legal analyst on Thursday, eight months after he exposed himself during a Zoom call with colleagues at The New Yorker.

www.cnn.com