Coffee Talk V: The Final Battle

[Bloody Brian Burke]

adderall addict calls the horse what?
Good thing he doesn't pay attention to his kids (other than the one he wants to fuck), or he might be a tad disappointed in don jr's cocaine consumption.



but now i have this image of a horse at an AA Meeting

- Hi, my name is Medina, and i'm an addict.
- Hi Medina
- I've been clean for three weeks, now *scraches horse-elbow*
- *applause*
- it got bad though, man. I never thought I'd be sucking dick for betamethasone behind the 7-11, those were some dark years.
- *crown nods knowingly* Stay strong medina! You're in a safe place here.
*applause*

This horse is basically Bojack Horseman.

 

[elocomotive]

I love that picture, but that dog probably overdosed on methamphetamine. He'd been in and out of the kennel for years. A known MilkBonehead in the hood.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Three days of god knows what has been going on at the Temple Mount/Al Aqsa Mosque and now trees around it are on fire.

 

[dash]

If you're tired of the lies that FOX continues to spew, there is a way to fight back.

www.unfoxmycablebox.com

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Election must be coming.

 

[scoutyjones2]

Election must be coming.

What, too good for Jimmie Johns?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Left wingers are upset at Jagmeet because he thinks shutting down 40% of Ontario’s gasoline supply immediately is a bad idea. This is why I can’t take the “climate lobby” seriously.

 

[Comeds]

Left wingers are upset at Jagmeet because he thinks shutting down 40% of Ontario’s gasoline supply immediately is a bad idea. This is why I can’t take the “climate lobby” seriously.

I am an environmentalist. In order to help save the environment I will not be going to Texas with my wife this fall for her mother's 80th birthday. You're welcome planet Earth.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I think they’re trying to get Israel to run out of iron dome rockets so their rockets can actually land somewhere. Bold strategy.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Oof, one did.

 

[dare2be]

What happened to the Middle East peace that Trump so egregiously bragged about? I guess he set it up to only be in effect while he was in office.

 

[sbb122]

So now

What happened to the Middle East peace that Trump so egregiously bragged about? I guess he set it up to only be in effect while he was in office.

Jared only offered a 4 year guarantee in the peace pact he brokered.

 

[dash]

Jared only offered a 4 year guarantee in the peace pact he brokered.

It's not Israel's peace pact, it's our peace pact.

/Kinda like the federal PPE stockpile

 

[scoutyjones2]

So now

Jared only offered a 4 year guarantee in the peace pact he brokered.

He went to Jared

 

[elocomotive]

OMG, the Wawa must have had 50 cars waiting in line to get gas tonight. They had flares on the main road to caution people since the line was spilling out onto a major thoroughfare.

I had a freind who posted a picture of people with half a dozen of those 6-gallon containers.

It's only going to be a few days, people. Chill out.

 

[dare2be]

OMG, the Wawa must have had 50 cars waiting in line to get gas tonight. They had flares on the main road to caution people since the line was spilling out onto a major thoroughfare.

I had a freind who posted a picture of people with half a dozen of those 6-gallon containers.

It's only going to be a few days, people. Chill out.

Most of those people with a half dozen 6-gallon containers would use that up in only a few days.

 

[esls79]

I want to see people in line filling up those industrial sized garbage bags.

 

[elocomotive]

Most of those people with a half dozen 6-gallon containers would use that up in only a few days.

I went back this evening around 11:30 and only had to wait for one car to gas up.

The chip in my card hasn't been working (fun!) so I had to go inside to pay which sucks b/c I'm sure several cars were cursing me thinking I was that asshole getting some food when the pumps are crazy. Haha.

Anyhow, the cashier inside says to me "why are so many people getting gas tonight?" I told her what was going on, but she works at a gas station with a half dozen co-workers. How has this not come up?

 

[elocomotive]

I want to see people in line filling up those industrial sized garbage bags.

Who needs industrial size...

 

[dare2be]

How has this not come up?

You answered your own question. She works at a gas station.