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Coffee Talk: I Should Have Had a V-8

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So we all know that he claims to be a top 100 worldwide player in this game and it is widely speculated that he pays someone to play for him. So he decided to log on and livestream to "prove" he was good at the game. He proceeds to die 3 times IN THE TUTORIAL LEVEL of the new version of the game and rage quits because his Internet connection, which he owns, sucks. All while being trolled by the very people he wants to impress.

I can't imagine how much effort it must take to be that much of a loser.
 

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While I enjoy that they can't sell what they have, I am shocked they sold 46,000 of those dumpsters.

Also, when you stop taking your own product in trade on a new version of your product, that has to be some sort of massive problem, no?
 

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While I enjoy that they can't sell what they have, I am shocked they sold 46,000 of those dumpsters.

Also, when you stop taking your own product in trade on a new version of your product, that has to be some sort of massive problem, no?
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sorry had to. :D
 

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So naturally the dow gains 1000 pts to open with the "talks of Tariff deals". There are NO talks it is just the BS the administration is saying.

This is clearly more of the same with him, his rich friends short sell their stocks/sell stocks -> he announces a tariff -> dow drops -> rich friends buy stock at lower price -> changes mind about the tariffs or now makes up BS "deal" story.
 

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Holy shit

I will never quit exposing those fucks.

This guy was the "cool" priest at our church. I shit you not was called Our lady of Joy until he mysteriously left one day.

Everything about him I didn't know until he got in trouble for the Pitt Football player dying.

This fucker got to retire and live without recourse.
 

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I will never quit exposing those fucks.

This guy was the "cool" priest at our church. I shit you not was called Our lady of Joy until he mysteriously left one day.

Everything about him I didn't know until he got in trouble for the Pitt Football player dying.

This fucker got to retire and live without recourse.
Worked with a guy back in the late 80s early 90s whose family pretended to be strict Catholics yet his father was a conman.

Anyhow my coworker was engaged to be married and his bride got cold feet and called off the wedding and he was devastated. So his mother told him to go talk to Father Buzzy for guidance.

After hearing his sob story about how upset he was that his fiancé left him and he wasn't getting married, Father Buzzy put his hand on his knee and asked have you ever considered dating men.

He told me this and I laughed in his face
 

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Worked with a guy back in the late 80s early 90s whose family pretended to be strict Catholics yet his father was a conman.

Anyhow my coworker was engaged to be married and his bride got cold feet and called off the wedding and he was devastated. So his mother told him to go talk to Father Buzzy for guidance.

After hearing his sob story about how upset he was that his fiancé left him and he wasn't getting married, Father Buzzy put his hand on his knee and asked have you ever considered dating men.

He told me this and I laughed in his face
Father Buzzy was the trying to be the rebound sex. :D

Don't mean with the laugh emoji because it is sad and sick but we know their intent.
 

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He proceeds to die 3 times IN THE TUTORIAL LEVEL of the new version of the game and rage quits because his Internet connection, which he owns, sucks. All while being trolled by the very people he wants to impress.

Sample game chats:
  • "His need for validation is just pathetic. He’s in his fifties. He’s incredibly wealthy. But he’s so goddamned needy it’s embarrassing."
  • “YOU WILL ALWAYS FEEL INSECURE AND IT WILL NEVER GO AWAY,” from a player named ELON_MUSK_IS_PATHETIC
  • Someone pretending to be Ashley St. Clair, a conservative influencer who says she is the mother of Musk’s latest child, begging him to pay child support
Imagine being the richest man in the world and pre-teens reach into your godhole and stomp it out.

Dying in the tutorial though... lol.
 

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Holy shit


No kidding. High ranking Catholics ran the rat lines for the Nazis to escape Europe. I imagine in many cases that the Mengeles, Eichmanns, and company paid the Bishops, Archbishops and Cardinals in plundered treasure.

Scum of the Earth.
 

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Great day here! I just got my Cyber Truck early this morning and judy got back from converting to catholicism. I love those little wafers, I guess you could call them my ackillys heel.

Hope everyone's day is going as well as mine!
 

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Great day here! I just got my Cyber Truck early this morning and judy got back from converting to catholicism. I love those little wafers, I guess you could call them my ackillys heel.

Hope everyone's day is going as well as mine!

When are you arriving in El Salvador?
 

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So we all know that he claims to be a top 100 worldwide player in this game and it is widely speculated that he pays someone to play for him. So he decided to log on and livestream to "prove" he was good at the game. He proceeds to die 3 times IN THE TUTORIAL LEVEL of the new version of the game and rage quits because his Internet connection, which he owns, sucks. All while being trolled by the very people he wants to impress.

I can't imagine how much effort it must take to be that much of a loser.


Some claimed Musk looked "rattled" as they witnessed the trolling "getting under his skin." One noted: "For the longest time, I used to think that he was loving the negative attention because narcissists love any kind of attention. But after this video, I am now convinced that he is actually starting to get bothered by the fact that people just do not like him!"
THIS ^ makes me happy. he deserves to die alone knowing 99% of the world absolutely hates him and the rest just probably use him
 
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