Coffee Talk: I Should Have Had a V-8

[dash]

I'd say that was fake, bit it's impossible to tell for sure, so I guess we have to accept it as fact

No community notes on that tweet, it's real

 

[forty_three]

Wait a minute, is this a tacit endorsement of Andrew Tate?

Can't be. That would be WAY out of character.

 

[puckhead]

Reminder... The ignore button can be very useful

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Reminder... The ignore button can be very useful

What you don't enjoy nonsensical ramblings chickennuts? I think we should all listen to a man that loves a an incontinent, incoherent, criminal-minded, bankruptcy-prone (both financially and morally) adjudicated rapist.

 

[dash]

What you don't enjoy nonsensical ramblings chickennuts? I think we should all listen to a man that loves a an incontinent, incoherent, criminal-minded, bankruptcy-prone (both financially and morally) adjudicated rapist.

 

[dash]

Speaking of looking good...

 

[thedddd]

Who know all we had to say was "formatting issues" was the proper excuse when submitting reports and making up sources to meet the teachers quota.

 

[eaglesnut]

Who know all we had to say was "formatting issues" was the proper excuse when submitting reports and making up sources to meet the teachers quota.

Girls that look like the left. Girls that look like the right.

 

[puckhead]

Don't even care if this is fake

 

[mattola]

Smoke to pour into the US as Canada wildfires force province’s largest evacuation in ‘living memory’

I can see it now from the Orange Cheeto

Folks, can you believe what's happening? I mean, it’s absolutely disgraceful, what they're doing up in Manitoba. Canada! Beautiful trees, cold weather — but now, now they’re sending wildfires across the border. That’s right — smoke, ash, terrible stuff. It’s crossing into the United States like it owns the place. It’s attacking our air, it’s attacking our lungs. People are coughing, they're sneezing — they can’t breathe, folks! And what is Crazy Carney doing about it? NOTHING. Absolutely nothing!

We didn’t start the fire, OK? We never start fires, we put them out. But their smoke? It's not just smoke — it’s foreign smoke. Nasty, invasive, socialist smoke! And guess what? It’s coming in with NO TARIFFS. Can you believe that? No tariffs! Smoke and flames just flooding across the border like illegal immigrants and Fentanyl, and we’re supposed to sit here and take it? I don’t think so!

So I’m announcing — right now — we’re putting massive tariffs on Canadian smoke. We’re gonna hit fire, ash, even embers with the highest tariffs you’ve ever seen. Maybe 10000%, maybe more. If smoke wants to come into America, it's gonna PAY. We’re also looking into a smoke wall, maybe a dome, a beautiful dome — we’ll call it Smokey Shield, made with American steel, American lungs, and American strength.

Let me tell you something: under me, The Trump, your favorite president, we had clean air. Under Biden, we have smoke from Manitoba. Disgusting. But now I’m back — and we’re coming back — we’re gonna make air great again. We're going to defeat smoke, and we’re going to win so much you’re going to be tired of winning. Believe me.

 

[thedddd]

^ Come on Canada do a better job raking the forest! If you were the 51st state it would never have happened.

 

[buffhockey]

When you agree with Doocy and then hear the BS answer.

 

[forty_three]

Republican threatens to kill DC transit funding unless it names trains for Trump

A Florida Republican is demanding that Washington, D.C., name subway trains in its transit system after President Donald Trump and, If it doesn't, he says Congress will cut funding to the public system shared by the district as well as the states of Maryland and Virginia. Fox5DC reported...

www.rawstory.com

First of all, how in the fuck is changing a name going to fundamentally fix any issue? And there's really no need to fix the DC Metro. DC Metro is pretty awesome. The only flaw I can find with it is how the stop named L'Enfant is somehow pronounced "Luh-fawnt". Other than that it's pretty great. So much better than trying to drive around that city.

 

[puckhead]

don't care if this is fake either

 

[KennyBanyeah]

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Girls that look like the left. Girls that look like the right.

Criticizing a black lady over a white one instead of reacting to blatant lies by the Trump administration is 100% on brand.

Congratulations!! You've reached peak MAGA dipshittery! As a reward you get to tongue-bathe bronzer off of the dried lentils Trump calls balls. Enjoy!!

 

[Loco2]

Smoke to pour into the US as Canada wildfires force province’s largest evacuation in ‘living memory’

I can see it now from the Orange Cheeto

Folks, can you believe what's happening? I mean, it’s absolutely disgraceful, what they're doing up in Manitoba. Canada! Beautiful trees, cold weather — but now, now they’re sending wildfires across the border. That’s right — smoke, ash, terrible stuff. It’s crossing into the United States like it owns the place. It’s attacking our air, it’s attacking our lungs. People are coughing, they're sneezing — they can’t breathe, folks! And what is Crazy Carney doing about it? NOTHING. Absolutely nothing!

We didn’t start the fire, OK? We never start fires, we put them out. But their smoke? It's not just smoke — it’s foreign smoke. Nasty, invasive, socialist smoke! And guess what? It’s coming in with NO TARIFFS. Can you believe that? No tariffs! Smoke and flames just flooding across the border like illegal immigrants and Fentanyl, and we’re supposed to sit here and take it? I don’t think so!

So I’m announcing — right now — we’re putting massive tariffs on Canadian smoke. We’re gonna hit fire, ash, even embers with the highest tariffs you’ve ever seen. Maybe 10000%, maybe more. If smoke wants to come into America, it's gonna PAY. We’re also looking into a smoke wall, maybe a dome, a beautiful dome — we’ll call it Smokey Shield, made with American steel, American lungs, and American strength.

Let me tell you something: under me, The Trump, your favorite president, we had clean air. Under Biden, we have smoke from Manitoba. Disgusting. But now I’m back — and we’re coming back — we’re gonna make air great again. We're going to defeat smoke, and we’re going to win so much you’re going to be tired of winning. Believe me.

Well... are you all raking the forest like you're supposed to?

 

[mattola]

Well... are you all raking the forest like you're supposed to?

Not in Manitoba.. mosquitos are too big

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Not in Manitoba.. mosquitos are too big

 

[forty_three]

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/05/29/elon-musk-spacex-starbase-texas.html

"And the company takes what the company wants"