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So I tell Vladimir where he can Putin his contract...

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

In the back of Lou's mind he's saying:

GOD I HOPE THIS DOESN'T BLOW UP IN MY FACE!!

 

[filosofy29]

What the boys in the suits laughing it up didn't realize is that Koval - chuk in Russian translates to "losing team".

 

[puckhead]

"no seriously, we won't even NEED to field a full roster with this guy on the team."

 

[flyersfan4706]

He is the league's best benchwarmer!

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

Rectum?.....damn near killed him!

 

[mattola]

Salary Cap?

Salary Cap?

SALARY CAP??????

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Seriously.... Well be ok

 

[IPostedWhat]

"Any comment about a thread on SportsHoopla, that has an IPW fellow saying the Devils don't win the Cup while Kovy is on the team?"

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

...and then I said, "That's not my ass, that's Gary Bettman!"

 

[IPostedWhat]

"So then he said that the West is better than the East."

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

Lou. Shouldn't we tell them that the boat is out of gas? .....
Nah! Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Wait?!?! THAT'S the commissioner of the NHL??

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

"No, seriously.. all we did was cut the last two years, and they actually approved that. lol.. really, seriously. What a sham. I KNOW.. Hilarious! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

 

[devs30rko]

'what johnny doesn't know is he's only here until we can find a REAL coach'

 

[Burns80y]

This is better than the fuckin' Catalina wine mixer.

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

This is better than the fuckin' Catalina wine mixer.

Cuando vivo solo
sueño un horizonte
falto de palabras.
En la sombra y entre lunces
todo es ***** para mi mirada
Si tu no estás junto a mí . . .aquí.

Tú
en tu mundo
separado del mio por un abismo.
Oye
llamame
yo volaré
a tu mundo lejano.

Por ti volaré
espera que llegaré
mi fin de trayecto eres tú
para vivirlo los dos.

Por ti volaré
por cielos y mares
hasta tu amor.
Abriendo los ojos por fin
contigo viviré.

Cuando estás lejana
sueño un horizonte
falto de palabras.
Y yo sé que simpre estás ahí, ahí,
una luna hecha para mí,
siempre iluminada para mí,
por mí, por mí, por mí . . .

Por ti volaré
espera que llegaré
mi fin de trayecto eres tú
contigo yo viviré.

Por ti volaré
por cielos y mares
hasta tu amor.
Abriendo los ojos por fin
contigo yo viviré.

Por ti volaré
por cielos y mares
hasta tu amor.
Abriendo los ojos por fin
contigo yo viviré.
Por ti volar

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Whoopie cushion!

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Water? That's vodka, man!