Buying Condoms, Lube, etc.

[True Lakers Fan]

In my 30's, n'r been married.

You don't think it's time to get some condoms and get laid?

 

[broncosmitty]

You don't think it's time to get some condoms and get laid?

If I ever wear a condom again I will have made some very poor life choices.




When I did wear em, they gave em away at Planned Parenthood, little basket on the counter. Like suckers at the bank.

 

[pachyderm]

Is it weird I've never bought either one?

Seeing how you've probably never been laid, no.

 

[Mofo]

Is it weird I've never bought either one?

You must be old and married...lmao

Or... just covered in disease!

 

[broncosmitty]

Seeing how you've probably never been laid, no.

I've honestly already disappointed the dishwasher once today.

 

[pachyderm]

I've honestly already disappointed the dishwasher once today.

I hear ya bro.

 

[True Lakers Fan]

If I ever wear a condom again I will have made some very poor life choices.




When I did wear em, they gave em away at Planned Parenthood, little basket on the counter. Like suckers at the bank.

LOL -

 

[True Lakers Fan]

I've honestly already disappointed the dishwasher once today.

Some how, I have always pictured you being much older then 30 - very unusual for a 30 year old to be so docile

 

[broncosmitty]

Some how, I have always pictured you being much older then 30 - very unusual for a 30 year old to be so docile

By docile, do you mean not slutty?

 

[handicappers]

lol, your hubris is often coated in faux outrage.

 

[gob]

Still have some lube from when I used to stick it up this one chick's pooper.


But condoms? Eww, gross

 

[True Lakers Fan]

By docile, do you mean not slutty?

No, i know a lot of young men that work hard and a clean, but i was thinking for some one as young You dont horny. its as if you have sworn to celibacy and i do think 30 is too young to give up sex....

 

[True Lakers Fan]

I've honestly already disappointed the dishwasher once today.

Well that would depend on why you disappointed her. And please dont tell me. if it was a polite no thank you, then your pride is intact. If it was because you couldnt or cant get it up, then perhaps a pump and viagra, but if stds, you was a good man

 

[broncosmitty]

No, i know a lot of young men that work hard and a clean, but i was thinking for some one as young You dont horny. its as if you have sworn to celibacy and i do think 30 is too young to give up sex....

I don't wear a bathing suit when I shower either.

 

[TheDayMan]

Umm, .mostly twinks are the only ones to use lube, a real man prefers a nice tight pussy. Op needs to man up

^ virgin. Checks out.

 

[True Lakers Fan]

I don't wear a bathing suit when I shower either.

Who does?,. For that matter when living alone, not wearing clothes is quite common and answering the door in the buff is a great way to get rid of Jehovah Witnesses and Mormans in a hurry

 

[broncosmitty]

Who does?,. For that matter when living alone, not wearing clothes is quite common and answering the door in the buff is a great way to get rid of Jehovah Witnesses and Mormans in a hurry

Same people that wear a rubber while fucking, I'd assume.

 

[moxie]

 

[Manster7588]

You sneaking out after a romp in the hay?

 

[moxie]

You sneaking out after a romp in the hay?

BEFORE, now that I’ve read this thread!