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I've bought condoms once. This might surprise most of you but if you don't try to fuck a chick on the first date, you aren't super creepy and she somewhat trusts you...you can go in raw 90+% of the time. I think I have only use a condoms on probably 3 or 4 chicks during sex and that's when I was much younger/college years or if I rarely had a one night stand. So the point is...you need condoms as a backup but they are rarely used unless you are a huge fan of one night stands.
I can tell just by looking at a chick if she has a STD or not 93.4% of the time...or maybe I was just super picky and didn't fuck every beaver I saw. I'm married now...so it doesn't matter.

As far as lube, I have bought some before but I rarely used it. You have to get the right brand or it's sticky as hell. Coconut oil is better for lube anyway...
 

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I've bought condoms once. This might surprise most of you but if you don't try to fuck a chick on the first date, you aren't super creepy and she somewhat trusts you...you can go in raw 90+% of the time. I think I have only use a condoms on probably 3 or 4 chicks during sex and that's when I was much younger/college years or if I rarely had a one night stand. So the point is...you need condoms as a backup but they are rarely used unless you are a huge fan of one night stands.
I can tell just by looking at a chick if she has a STD or not 93.4% of the time...or maybe I was just super picky and didn't fuck every beaver I saw. I'm married now...so it doesn't matter.

As far as lube, I have bought some before but I rarely used it. You have to get the right brand or it's sticky as hell. Coconut oil is better for lube anyway...

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Get married, have a couple kids, get snipped. No need for condoms.

If you're not there yet, fuck you, your life is easy.
 

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I get couples buying these accoutrements sometimes. I remain professional and dignified during such transactions.
 

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Cheap-assed supermarket here has self scan lanes so they don't have to hire cashiers. Then they hire jackasses to do your shopping for you, fill your bag with rotten fruit and vegetables and expired milk.
 

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Huh, don’t have a wife who has had a hysterectomy? It’s for more then gay men
On a serious note, I think some men do use it because it will also kill the sperm. That bei6 said while it might prevent an unwanted pregnancy, A condom is safer and helps to stop the spread of STDs
 

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On a serious note, I think some men do use it because it will also kill the sperm. That bei6 said while it might prevent an unwanted pregnancy, A condom is safer and helps to stop the spread of STDs
Better odds they use it cuz they aren’t gettin their lady all slick.

Occam’s razor en sech.
 

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Better odds they use it cuz they aren’t gettin their lady all slick.

Occam’s razor en sech.
And that’s where one of the main side effects of a hysterectomy comes in. My wifey had one about a year ago, and it has been rough at times.
 

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And that’s where one of the main side effects of a hysterectomy comes in. My wifey had one about a year ago, and it has been rough at times.
Medical exemptions notwithstanding.

Hope your wife is on the mend medically.
 

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Medical exemptions notwithstanding.

Hope your wife is on the mend medically.
Doing better, but learning to deal with the change has been frustrating at times. But other than medical issues, if it’s not wet than your not doing your job. Never had a problem before this, haha
 

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And that’s where one of the main side effects of a hysterectomy comes in. My wifey had one about a year ago, and it has been rough at times.
Hormone Replacement Therapy, HRT, works well. Keeps 'em naturally moist. She's gotta start taking it early, not wait ten years and then start. It's prescription stuff and can be expensive.
 

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Hormone Replacement Therapy, HRT, works well. Keeps 'em naturally moist. She's gotta start taking it early, not wait ten years and then start. It's prescription stuff and can be expensive.
My wifey is a PNP, she is well aware of her options. It’s medical so I don’t follow it closely. As a CPA I have my area of expertise and she has her’s. I know she is on some stuff, not sure what. But it had been a major change, but that’s life.
 

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My wifey is a PNP, she is well aware of her options. It’s medical so I don’t follow it closely. As a CPA I have my area of expertise and she has her’s. I know she is on some stuff, not sure what. But it had been a major change, but that’s life.
My major change was a divorce from a sexless wife. Nuff said?
 

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I haven't read all the comments, but am I the only one who just buys it off of Amazon? It's REALLY cheap.

I was buying some "gently used" condoms on Ebay, but got burned by a few that had holes in them.
 
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