Bryce Harper is mad he can't "express himself"; wants to brand and commercialize baseball

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Bautista is a fucking douche bag crybaby. Fuck him.

 

[molsaniceman]

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Sure glad no one else does that

 

[moxie]

Sure glad no one else does that

Ooooohooo!! I'm telling Madison!! Busted!!







Also... fucking-A, Fielder is a fat ass!!

 

[romeo212000]

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Just because you're good at baseball doesn't mean you're tough or not a bitch. Just ask your punk ass third baseman who acted like he wanted some of Kela and then hid behind the entire blue jays team n

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Just because you're good at baseball doesn't mean you're tough or not a bitch. Just ask your punk ass third baseman who acted like he wanted some of Kela and then hid behind the entire blue jays team n

You mean the AL MVP? He can eat a baby for all I care so long as he's providing 8 wins a year.

It's baseball. Toughness gets you no bonus points, no momentum change, it's not going to take out the opposing team's star player...what's the point here?

 

[romeo212000]

You mean the AL MVP? He can eat a baby for all I care so long as he's providing 8 wins a year.

It's baseball. Toughness gets you no bonus points, no momentum change, it's not going to take out the opposing team's star player...what's the point here?

My point is, you've got two bitches on your team. No matter how good they are or how many times you post gifs of them, they're still bitches.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

My point is, you've got two bitches on your team. No matter how good they are or how many times you post gifs of them, they're still bitches.

*thinks*

 

[romeo212000]

*thinks*

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And they're still bitches.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

And they're still bitches.

Think I'll just make stupid faces at you instead.

 

[romeo212000]

Think I'll just make stupid faces at you instead.

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[Mondo Jay]

so is Donaldson for the record.

Your biographer has been notified.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

*thinks*

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Bwah! That one dood who got tripped up climbing the fence...total bitch.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Bwah! That one dood who got tripped up climbing the fence...total bitch.

Colabello is Italian for "little bitch", so my Texan sources tell me.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Colabello is Italian for "little bitch", so my Texan sources tell me.

I heard "pretty" lil' bitch? Either way...a total embarrassment to our national pastime, hope he gets deported

 

[dredinis21]

Sure glad no one else does that

Surprised Bonds wasn't a part of the video. He did that shit his whole career.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Surprised Bonds wasn't a part of the video. He did that shit his whole career.

That was only because of the media, though

 

[Darkstone42]

Think I'll just make stupid faces at you instead.

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Cole Hamels making any face is still ridiculously attractive, I think it's only fair to point out.

 

[Darkstone42]

Harper's point is solid, though. Baseball's "unwritten rules" seem to be in place to suppress personality, which makes players less marketable, and thus the game less marketable. Expression on the field, endorsements for players, that kind of stuff is great for the league. It calls attention to it. It brings fans in.

And there's a big difference between expressing yourself with a bat flip or a pause after hitting a home run and expressing yourself by hitting a guy with a 90+ mph fastball. One of those is harmless, the other can end a career or even a life if it gets a guy in the wrong spot. Flipping a bat is awesome, it's having fun while playing a game. Beaning a guy is a legitimately dangerous brand of immaturity.

I want to see pitchers pumping their fists after strikeouts if they want to, and my God do I love the aesthetic of a bat flip. When guys stop taking that personally, the game gets so much more fun for everyone, including the fans. It's good for baseball.

 

[DragonfromTO]

My point is, you've got two bitches on your team. No matter how good they are or how many times you post gifs of them, they're still bitches.

Oh noes! I iz having a big sad cuz you don't like them.

 

[Indrid Cold]

Harper's point is solid, though. Baseball's "unwritten rules" seem to be in place to suppress personality, which makes players less marketable, and thus the game less marketable. Expression on the field, endorsements for players, that kind of stuff is great for the league. It calls attention to it. It brings fans in.

And there's a big difference between expressing yourself with a bat flip or a pause after hitting a home run and expressing yourself by hitting a guy with a 90+ mph fastball. One of those is harmless, the other can end a career or even a life if it gets a guy in the wrong spot. Flipping a bat is awesome, it's having fun while playing a game. Beaning a guy is a legitimately dangerous brand of immaturity.

I want to see pitchers pumping their fists after strikeouts if they want to, and my God do I love the aesthetic of a bat flip. When guys stop taking that personally, the game gets so much more fun for everyone, including the fans. It's good for baseball.

Ted hit his GM's housekeeper in the head with a bat after striking out!! That lady worked for Joe Cronin.