Braves 2016 season thread

[gobigred]

Douche Harper hits 2-run double in bottom 8th to give gNats 2-0 lead

 

[Chewbaccer]

Welcome to 0-7.

Harper drives home 2 with a double in the bottom of the 8th.

Yeah, but it was totally the right move to take Chacin out of the game after 69 pitches when he was dominant.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Why oh why did we choose Freddi over Ned Yost to be Bobby's replacement?

 

[bamabear82]

 

[Chewbaccer]

Things that have become painfully obvious:

Jim Johnson is not the same pitcher who was our setup man last season.

Eric O'Flaherty is not the same pitcher he was when he was a vital member of our bullpen a few years ago.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Damn, no Papelbon.

I'm always hoping to see him catch a liner off the head.

 

[bravesfan]

Just a hard luck bunch

 

[Chewbaccer]

Erick Aybar seems to strikeout a lot for a guy who the announcers claim is tough to strikeout.

 

[bravesfan]

Welcome back to 1988

 

[Chewbaccer]

Put the fucking ball in play.

 

[Chewbaccer]

You know what gave Harper the shot at the double last inning?

A fucking walk.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Freeman starting the year 2-20 definitely hasn't helped the cause.

 

[Chewbaccer]

At least we won't be shutout. Where was that earlier in the game with RISP?

 

[gobigred]

They are just being a damn tease here in 9th right ?

 

[Chewbaccer]

Fuck you, Dale Scott.

That was not a swing.

 

[Chewbaccer]

0-7.

Beyond depressing.

Smith should have a 3-2 count right now, but Dale Scott apparently has some pussy waiting for him back at the hotel. Hopefully he gets AIDs.

 

[Chewbaccer]

0-7.

Beyond depressing.

Smith should have a 3-2 count right now, but Dale Scott apparently has some pussy waiting for him back at the hotel. Hopefully he gets AIDs.

He's behind the plate tomorrow, so at the very least, maybe a foul tip catches him in the nuts.

Probably wouldn't have mattered, but a shitty way for a game to end.

 

[Demonjoe93]

You guys thought this season has sucked for the first week? It just got even worse with Olivera getting arrested for beating a woman. What an awesome start to the season. We're 0-7, Winkler fractures his elbow, and now the supposed potential star we let the Dodgers bend us over a barrel for just got arrested for fucking assaulting a woman. You could put a video of a live abortion on next to this team and I may not be able to tell the difference.

 

[tabascojet]

 

[Mondo Jay]

On the bright side, Chacin looked great.

That's all I got.