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tzill
Lefty 99
From, of course, Grant at MCC:
But the offense can also improve, even if just incrementally, if some of the tools are removed from Bruce Bochy’s toolbox. In this analogy, Bochy doesn’t have a lot to work with. He has a broken drill, a hammer with a wobbly head, and a roll of wet Scotch Tape. I get that. This isn’t an offense with just one or two players screwing everything up. But if Rowand is a tool in the tool box, he’s a metal stabtoaster, which is a tool that is used to dig pieces of bread out of toasters that are still plugged in. You probably shouldn’t use it.
It’s kind of sharp, though, so you can still use it to open up a blister pack or a box. It has its uses. But Bochy keeps using it to get bread out. He’ll keep doing it until you physicaly remove the stabtoaster and throw it away. They make plastic stabtoasters, you know.
Heretofore, he is no longer Gamer, DropADuece, or RoRo.
He's MST -- Metal Stabtoaster.
But the offense can also improve, even if just incrementally, if some of the tools are removed from Bruce Bochy’s toolbox. In this analogy, Bochy doesn’t have a lot to work with. He has a broken drill, a hammer with a wobbly head, and a roll of wet Scotch Tape. I get that. This isn’t an offense with just one or two players screwing everything up. But if Rowand is a tool in the tool box, he’s a metal stabtoaster, which is a tool that is used to dig pieces of bread out of toasters that are still plugged in. You probably shouldn’t use it.
It’s kind of sharp, though, so you can still use it to open up a blister pack or a box. It has its uses. But Bochy keeps using it to get bread out. He’ll keep doing it until you physicaly remove the stabtoaster and throw it away. They make plastic stabtoasters, you know.
Heretofore, he is no longer Gamer, DropADuece, or RoRo.
He's MST -- Metal Stabtoaster.