Best Sues the NFL and Riddell

[Mebert]

It's a new one, but I got it thinking it would be a safer alternative than Viagra.

I am going to go purchase a shoehorn to not use to show solidarity on the board. I am pro ruined backs of fancy shoes.

 

[Naughtymax]

If I ever wore fancy shoes I'd think about caring. A hockey stick should make a perfectly good shoehorn in a pinch so under that logic I own a shoehorn I'll never use as a shoehorn too.

 

[Naughtymax]

Can we now swerve this into the totally random thoughts thread?


Obama is a fool and his ears make him look like Alfred E Newman sans freckles.


I have a significant meeting with a supplier in 2 weeks where I want some frank discussion. I am thinking of beginning the meeting by making everyone swear on a holy book to tell the truth. Old Testament for Jews, Bible for Christians, Koran for Muslims, and Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth for Democrats.


Turkey fake anything sucks.


While 98% of Americans completed the 4th grade, I am of the opinion that the math only really sunk in for maybe 10%.


Canada will win the Olympic hockey tournament. USA 4th, I'm afraid. No scoring and no defense makes Ryan Miller a busy boy.


There is nothing as over-rated as lousy sex, and nothing as under-rated as a good shit.


More to follow.

 

[Thruthefog]

I'm not asking to be happy. I just want to be a little less pissed off.

 

[Jim Rome is Flaming]

Somehow, some way, Jim Schwartz is behind this. Right up his alley of douchebaggery.

 

[LPinSLC]

So, this thread turned out good.

 

[uofmarmyguy]

Can we now swerve this into the totally random thoughts thread?


and nothing as under-rated as a good shit.


More to follow.

I have said this for years!! Especially the real good ones after Thanksgiving or Christmas dinners, where your pants fit better afterwards!

 

[Quackerjacked]

If you think a good shit is under rated you're hanging around the wrong people.

 

[broncosmitty]

Ever wonder if Jahvid Best's been concussed during lousy sex or a super derp?

 

[themuzzer]

Does Raburn and Leyland still suck or is this the wrong thread? I might be lost.

 

[broncosmitty]

You're in the right place. Leylands all good these days I think. Raburn though, that dude sucks at sucking. That's how much he sucks.

 

[themuzzer]

You're in the right place. Leylands all good these days I think. Raburn though, that dude sucks at sucking. That's how much he sucks.

Good, I hate being lost.

Draft for position. Hell if a QB is there take him.......

LB's are a dime a dozen, QB's arn't.......

I'll take Manziel today over all the picks and trade him 2 years later for two 1st rounders.....

Johnny Football won't be there because QBs are premium... even if he's the 4th best QB.......

So grab Watkins, he won't be there either, so the Lions will draft the easiest position to fill which is LB.

GRRRRRR same ole Lions!!!!!

 

[Thruthefog]

How come blind squirrels don't have seeing eye frogs?

 

[broncosmitty]

Damn kids...

 

[Naughtymax]

Ever wonder if Jahvid Best's been concussed during lousy sex or a super derp?

He's probably been the victim of the Donkey Punch a few times all right...