Best pick up line

[HuskerPower52]

You have ever used heard or had laid on you.

I have to think I know one that I heard a while back was "Why dont we get drunk and screw" I like it.

 

[Fumble_Rooskie]

Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

[Red_Alert]

Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

OMG he made a funny.

 

[RoboticDreams]

I'm not trying to impress you or anything but I'm Batman.

 

[RoboticDreams]

I hope a non-Husker is allowed here.

 

[Red_Alert]

"Excuse me...Can I smell your pussy"

NO!!!!!

"I'm sorry, it must be your feet then."

 

[Fumble_Rooskie]

OMG he made a funny.

Yeah - these I can do.

 

[Red_Alert]

I hope a non-Husker is allowed here.

Well yeah, Sillayyy

 

[Red_Alert]

Yeah - these I can do.

Well done.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

"Yea....I spend most of my time on forums en sech"

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Then after I get their attention with that.....

"I took a 30 inch shit there one night.......it was pretty epic."

 

[RoboticDreams]

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

 

[CAforNU]

"Excuse me, can I hit on you for a couple minutes?"

 

[RoboticDreams]

Lol, most of these pickup lines are real panty droppers...

 

[seahawksfan234]

Are you an are an archaeologist?

Because I've got a large bone for you to examine.

 

[Red_Alert]

haha

 

[Psych-Ward]

Is that a keg in your back pocket, cause I'd like to tap that ass!!!!

 

[Fumble_Rooskie]

You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

 

[RoboticDreams]

You turn my software into hardware.

 

[Fumble_Rooskie]

I'm no weather man, but you can expect several inches tonight.