Best Joke About You're Rival

[Uman5]

What does a FSU player get on his SATs?

Drool.

Kind of lame, I know. Too many rums.

 

[bone3421]

how many aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?


one,but he gets 3 hours credit

 

[bone3421]

where was oj hiding out before the car chase?


a&m,its the last place to look for a football player

 

[WoodyHayes1951]

One foggy night, a Buckeye fan was heading north from Columbus and a m1ch1g@n fan was driving south from a.a.. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.
The m1ch1g@n fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says,Man, I'm lucky to be alive!
Likewise, the Buckeye fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.
The wolverweenie fan walks over to the Buckeye fan and says, Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals.
The Buckeye fan thinks for a moment and says, You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck.
The Buckeye fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the wolverweenie, I think this is another sign.we should toast to our newfound friendship.
The wolverweenie fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the wolverweenie fan hands it back to the Buckeye fan and says, Your turn!
The Buckeye fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up.

 

[bone3421]

how do you get a aggie graduate off your front porch?


you pay him for the pizza

 

[yeodonie]

Their mascot is a Beaver. No joke needed.

 

[potzer25]

You better get some sleep!

 

[yeodonie]

You better get some sleep!

I'm awful! I've decided to blow it off. I've Californicated! Too wet and cold out there at 4a.m.!

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Their football team......



...that's the punchlie

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

What do the Gamecocks & Billy Graham have in common?
They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ".

How do you keep a Gamecock from masturbating?
Paint his pecker orange, He won't beat it but once or twice every 13 years.


How do you keep a Gamecock out of your yard?
Put up goal posts.

 

[BoiseStateFan27]

who has the smallest college football stadium?? Idaho

who belongs in 1-AA??? Idaho



ok now for a real rival that actually could beat us even though they never have

who was considered a top mid major even though they would usually win a big game then choke against some mediocre AQ school???? BYU

also their most likely stevie's least favorite team

 

[ugafan6612]

All you have to do is watch them play.

 

[goDAWGSsicem]

What's a seven course meal at Auburn?
A possum and a six-pack.

 

[bchampy]

who has the smallest college football stadium?? Idaho

who belongs in 1-AA??? Idaho



ok now for a real rival that actually could beat us even though they never have

who was considered a top mid major even though they would usually win a big game then choke against some mediocre AQ school???? BYU

also their most likely stevie's least favorite team

Are these jokes or insults?

 

[huskers1217]

who the fuck is our rival????? we need one

 

[bchampy]

A Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the tired line "Where do y'all go to school?"
The co-ed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern drawl but did answer his question.
"Yale," she replied.
The Georgia student took a big deep breath and shouted,
"WHERE DO Y'ALL GO TO SCHOOL!?"

 

[bchampy]

A Florida State fan walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that will cut down 6 trees in one hour.
The salesman recommends the top of the line model and the Florida State fan, suitably impressed, buys it.
The next day the Florida State fan brings the chain saw back and says,
"This chain saw is defective. It would only cut down 1 tree and it took ALL DAMN DAY!"
The salesman takes the chain saw and starts it up to see what's wrong.
The Florida State fan says, "What's that noise?"

 

[ckhokie]

 

[goDAWGSsicem]

Champy, you lost me at "yankee relative in Boston".

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Notre Dame to many to chose from

How do ucla fans celebrate a national championship ?

They turn off the playstation