Being a Florida Panther season ticket holder ...

[jstewismybastardson]

and residing in Vancouver

( didnt wanna bury it in the "neat" thread )

My Year as a Florida Panthers Season Ticket Holder | Men's Magazine | Being a Man, Made Easy | CAVE Magazine

 

[jstewismybastardson]

For $173, the season ticket package: (a) allowed me to become an NHL season ticket holder; (b) provided me a Panthers jersey (which will surely come out at countless unrelated social and sporting events); (c) gave me an excuse to see Miami; (d) afforded me the unparalleled opportunity to sit in an NHL president’s seats; (e) forced me to thoroughly investigate the Panthers’ farm system (convenient, considering Dale Tallon is the only NHL contact Mike Gillis has); (f) offered countless laughs (as “Steeger” left automated voicemails referencing “Huby, Jovy, Marky and Gudy” in a ticket-renewal pitch); and (f) gave me a completely random story I can tell forever

 

[awaz]

that's freakin awesome.

 

[dash]

I e-mailed the team and threatened to cancel my season tickets if they didn’t trade Jonathan Huberdeau, Erik Gudbranson and a first-round-pick to Vancouver for Roberto Luongo. Nobody responded, but it was worth a try.

Over the next few weeks, I made similar ultimatums demanding the triumphant returns of Keith Ballard and David Booth in exchange for Nick Bjustad, Rocco Grimaldi, Drew Shore and Quinton Howden.

Hey, if they won’t listen to season ticket holders, who will they listen to?

 

[dash]

As well, kudos to jstew from bringing this article to our attention (as I appreciated the link to the 8 women over 40 who are still smokin' hot contained within)