Apparently, I'm lucky to be alive

[DanBengalfan]

used up all your luck, so no chance of winning the lottery this week.

 

[cincygrad]

What are the odds that this near-death experience completely changes Kramer's outlook? Maybe he'll become a huge optimist and we'll have to hear him talk about the positives of Rey M., Jermaine Gresham and Jay Bruce.

 

[CrashDavisSports]

What are the odds that this near-death experience completely changes Kramer's outlook? Maybe he'll become a huge optimist and we'll have to hear him talk about the positives of Rey M., Jermaine Gresham and Jay Bruce.

LOL. Yeah right. There is a better chance of me shitting out Satan and him worshipping me. Although, the Mexican food I had the other night kinda felt like Satan coming out of me earlier.

 

[kramer1]

What are the odds that this near-death experience completely changes Kramer's outlook? Maybe he'll become a huge optimist and we'll have to hear him talk about the positives of Rey M., Jermaine Gresham and Jay Bruce.

Hahahahahahaha.

 

[jwil007]

Glad you made it out ok....Kramer, this is a message from God...Quit running from him and get to know him... he's got your back! I know you probably wont agree...But this is something to consider... No one asked you to be Jimmy Swaggart...Just get to know the man upstairs..Nothing wrong with that. God Bless and hope you make a full recovery. WHODEY!

 

[raptorlife4]

glad you made it.

What happened? You said you need to see the doc again

 

[bengaldoug]

Hahahahahahaha.

As if on cue, Bruce hits a walkoff homer just for you Kman.......

 

[icehole3]

guys please buckle up

 

[kramer1]

glad you made it.

What happened? You said you need to see the doc again

Seizures. They're a bitch.

 

[cincygrad]

As if on cue, Bruce hits a walkoff homer just for you Kman.......

Spooky.

 

[mrschaney]

Glad your okay! If you don't believe in God, have you ever considered this your wakeup call? Now is the time for you to wake up and realize that you were put here to support a higher call.
Give your life to the Brown family, and the Bengals organization! Release those inner demons, quit spending your money on non-necessities, booze, drugs, women, video games etc. and give that money to the Bengals organization. Let Mike Brown lead you to the Holy land!

 

[BigBlueNation111]

Glad your okay! If you don't believe in God, have you ever considered this your wakeup call? Now is the time for you to wake up and realize that you were put here to support a higher call.
Give your life to the Brown family, and the Bengals organization! Release those inner demons, quit spending your money on non-necessities, booze, drugs, women, video games etc. and give that money to the Bengals organization. Let Mike Brown lead you to the Holy land!

 

[DanBengalfan]

save some money for viagra, you'll need it.

 

[Gypsumstack]

Glad your okay! If you don't believe in God, have you ever considered this your wakeup call? Now is the time for you to wake up and realize that you were put here to support a higher call.
Give your life to the Brown family, and the Bengals organization! Release those inner demons, quit spending your money on non-necessities, booze, drugs, women, video games etc. and give that money to the Bengals organization. Let Mike Brown lead you to the Holy land!

Whoa, whoa, whoa...everyone knows booze and/or drugs are a definite necessity for any Bengals fan.

Good that you are ok Kramer...although I believe we are close to the same age, and I fear your defeat of death may mean you used up all your luck that could have gone to seeing the Bengals win a Superbowl in your (and MY!!!) lifetime. Oh, who the hell am I kidding, they weren't going to win one anyway. I'll take a shot of Crown for ya later.

 

[Servo]

Jesus Kramer. Time is luck my friend. Make the most of it. Not to get too personal but my brother (who doubled as my dad and my best friend...he basically raised me) was in a similar accident in Boston and did not walk away. Once I pulled my shit together after his death (2 years later) I definitely took nothing for granted. But I came very close to spinning off the planet myself (booze and grief do not mix...actually they do but it's pretty damned self-destructive).