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America's Team Hate and Smacktalk thread

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Apparently it was while he was on the sidelines watching Hurts try to throw the ball...
My son is playing this year, freshman. He has never done anything physical. He is a big boy. Turns out he's a puker. Gramps told him that there are 2 kinds of football players. Ones that have thrown up and those that will. Drew Pearson threw up every game.

fuck the eagles. I think that is really all I wanted to say.
 

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My son is playing this year, freshman. He has never done anything physical. He is a big boy. Turns out he's a puker. Gramps told him that there are 2 kinds of football players. Ones that have thrown up and those that will. Drew Pearson threw up every game.

fuck the eagles. I think that is really all I wanted to say.
Good luck to him. I hope he likes it
 

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My son is playing this year, freshman. He has never done anything physical. He is a big boy. Turns out he's a puker. Gramps told him that there are 2 kinds of football players. Ones that have thrown up and those that will. Drew Pearson threw up every game.

fuck the eagles. I think that is really all I wanted to say.
There's a 3rd kind...guys that balloon up to 400 pounds in the off-season and then try running around in the heat
 

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My son is playing this year, freshman. He has never done anything physical. He is a big boy. Turns out he's a puker. Gramps told him that there are 2 kinds of football players. Ones that have thrown up and those that will. Drew Pearson threw up every game.

fuck the eagles. I think that is really all I wanted to say.
understand there was one game where he came out on the field and when the coaching staff heard he hadn't thrown up they sent him back to the locker room and told him not to come out until he had thrown up
 

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There is a lot more to gain from playing a team sport than just being good or not
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We went over what it means to be a football player. How more than any other sport, it is a team. Every position has a part in each play and one player messes up play is dead. Gotta do your job for the team is my angle right now.
 

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Never has a fan base been more obsessed with, had a bigger case of little brother syndrome or was just so completely jealous of another fan base than the Eagles with the Cowboys. It's the stuff that makes for a good PHD thesis paper. Doesn't even matter if they have a better season or not, they still remain our little bitches.

 

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Rodgers is a guy who was suspended after being caught betting on his own team's games when he was a Colt. Fits in well in Philly. It's just impossible to comprehend the absolute obsession. It drives them crazy that they are just one of 3 other teams in our division to us and to them we are all they think about.

 

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