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UK Cowboy

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Here son, take two of these delusion pills and call me in the morning.
I don't need your viagra
 

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I don't need your viagra
True. You need to be actually having sex for those... but when you do young man.. have sex... you’re gonna love it.

Alright listen son... what nobody on here is gonna tell ya.. but I will... you’re getting owned. Gonna apply the mercy rule here and stop it now. Good luck with your team.
 

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True. You need to be actually having sex for those... but when you do young man.. have sex... you’re gonna love it.

Alright listen son... what nobody on here is gonna tell ya.. but I will... you’re getting owned. Gonna apply the mercy rule here and stop it now. Good luck with your team.
Are you propositioning him? I think there is a board for that type of talk already: Washington Redskins
 

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Still LOL'ing? Just curious.
Actually I am jackass. What's the Cowboys record against your shit team the last two years? As bad as we are now, Washington is still a dumpster fire by comparison
 

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Good luck tonight guys. Congrats on a great season.
 

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Good luck tonight guys. Congrats on a great season.
LOL....well, there was 2012 but I'll stick with the norm.
No matter how bad it is in Dallas, it's worse in Washington.

Enjoy the game, as always, it's Washington's season.
I see another sweep in the makings...Sean lee or no Sean Lee :suds:
 

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All I have to say is maybe y’all should try to get Jamison Crowder cuz he seems to like playing more for the cowboys than he does his own team:L
 

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So I need some help here. I can't think of which scenario would be funnier. Feel free to comment on the two options below:

Scenario 1) Cousins leaves the Skins via FA next year
Scenario 2) The Skins tag Cousins and pay him $35M next year



OK, I'm going with option 2. That would probably dismantle the team and mean the Skins paid him almost $80M for 3 years because they couldn't make up their minds and didn't want to pay him...:pound:



Honorable mention: Cousins leaves and they sign Eli
 

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So I need some help here. I can't think of which scenario would be funnier. Feel free to comment on the two options below:

Scenario 1) Cousins leaves the Skins via FA next year
Scenario 2) The Skins tag Cousins and pay him $35M next year



OK, I'm going with option 2. That would probably dismantle the team and mean the Skins paid him almost $80M for 3 years because they couldn't make up their minds and didn't want to pay him...:pound:



Honorable mention: Cousins leaves and they sign Eli
Another option is to sign him 5 years for $150,000,000.00
 

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So I need some help here. I can't think of which scenario would be funnier. Feel free to comment on the two options below:

Scenario 1) Cousins leaves the Skins via FA next year
Scenario 2) The Skins tag Cousins and pay him $35M next year



OK, I'm going with option 2. That would probably dismantle the team and mean the Skins paid him almost $80M for 3 years because they couldn't make up their minds and didn't want to pay him...:pound:



Honorable mention: Cousins leaves and they sign Eli
They have backed themselves into a corner now, in that if they were to sign him to a long term deal, it would end up being $6-$7 million a year more that it would have been if they had just extended him a few years ago. In other words, including the extra money they game him because of the franchise tags, they'll end up paying him an extra $50 million plus BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING STUPID
:wash:
 

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Another option is to sign him 5 years for $150,000,000.00

With the skins? No chance. They are going to have to beat that $35 per for at least one guaranteed year. Then tack on to that the "fuck you" money because of the way he was treated early on when RGKnee was the darling child. Snyder can't afford to make good, that ship has sailed. Skins are going to lose their QB, but it's not a huge loss. Cousins isn't that great to begin with, but someone will overpay him. He's an average QB who is in a spot to make a lot of money because average QB's don't hit FA that often.
 

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Just did some research and called a few of my contacts. Word on the street is that Redskins got eliminated from the playoffs today. Is this true @Mitziman ? what say you @reptec101
You really are a dumbshit, arent you? Too funny... at home with Smith, Lee, Elliott and your flunky QB and cant even score a TD in theniggest game of year. IM SERIOUSLY LAUGHING MY ASS OFF RIGHT NOW. Ok boys.. time to spin it... hey,, word on the street is Cowboys season just ending tonight. Haha.. good times. Merry Xmas homers.
 

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LMAO at you and your dogshit team :wash:
Is that the best your team can do with all the pueces back at home in a must game. How you gonna explain your way out of this one. Lee was out.. nope... Smith.. nope.. zeke.. nope... tuff one eh... lol. How bout your team just sucks led by the most over rated QB in the NFL.
 
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