Allow me to introduce to you my new favorite player...

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Sofo Schortsanitis! He's from Greece who just had his rights traded to the Hawks. Look at this motherfucker!

He's 6' 10" and 345 pounds. They call him, Euro Shaq. He's so hype!

 

[CarlWinslow]

i remember when this guy was in the draft years ago, i wanted him , was intrigued by the baby shaq comparisons and he slipped to the second. Then i saw him play and he looks like he's 6'5. he wasn't 350 at the time though, 275

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

i remember when this guy was in the draft years ago, i wanted him , was intrigued by the baby shaq comparisons and he slipped to the second. Then i saw him play and he looks like he's 6'5. he wasn't 350 at the time though, 275

Apparently, he's gone full-on poutine diet since then. He's fucking huge! Can you imagine if we traded for him??? I would never say anything bad about Salesman again.

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Ps. there is no comparison between Sofo and Davis. Sofo would eat baby Shaq and still have room to eat another fat poutine on top

 

[raptorlife4]

we want SOFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

Sofo "Don't Fuck With Me" Schortsanitis

 

[CarlWinslow]

i hear tractor traylor is looking for work

 

[KaponOOOOdontshoottheball]

i hear tractor traylor is looking for work

Hahahaha, the cupcake made me laugh out loud.