Maybe this would be better:
Most likely date to beat Gretzky
Goals - OV - Tonight!
Assists - Crosby - March 3, 2044
When you grow up on Russian gruel, Subway is health food
Ehhh who cares about scoring goals anyway.It’s pretty cool that just as Ovechkin is closing in on Gretzky’s goal record that Crosby breaks whatever record they invented a couple weeks ago so he’d feel better about himself.