Series Thread: ALCS: Toronto Blue Jays vs. Cleveland Indians

[blindbaby]

Fuck you too, you Canadian POS

Thanks man, I'd be more than proud to have the honor of throwing a beer at you. *holds back tears*

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Can Ted Cruz please be deported back to Canada?

Didn't he renounce his Canadianism by shouting into a microphone "I RENOUNCE MY CANADIANISM!"? Or is that not the process one goes about un-citizening from a country?

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

And before any of you other Benedict Arnold types want to say some stupid "Blue Jays in 6" or "Blue Jays in 5" bullshit, just remember, these are the same mother fuckers that gave us Justin Beiber and Celine Dion.

Celine is from Quebec.

Don't ever fucking call us Quebeckers again, man.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Also, just so you know, this isn't Blue Jays vs Indians. It's USA vs Canada, you traitorous fuck.

If you asked Americans to choose "Cleveland or Canada", there'd be 300 million people at the border.

"Cleveland: Did you miss the sign for Rochester?"

"Cleveland: There are literally 5 better cities that start with a C in Ohio alone! What are you doing here?"

"Cleveland: Now with 40% fewer river fires!"

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Dougplayer sayz Blue Jays in 3.

That fucker promised me he'd pick Cleveland. We're doomed.

 

[Wamu]

"Cleveland: Now with 40% fewer river fires!"

Nothing like mentioning something that happened in 1969. And Toronto smells funny.

 

[Wamu]

That fucker promised me he'd pick Cleveland. We're doomed.

Hey you're just lucky your Blue Jays didn't have to face the Tigers in the post season. Doug has said all season long they're the bestest team in baseball this year.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Nothing like mentioning something that happened in 1969.

I could go all the way back to 1949 with the Indians, actually.

/*prays Wamu doesn't follow hockey*

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Hey you're just lucky your Blue Jays didn't have to face the Tigers in the post season. Doug has said all season long they're the bestest team in baseball this year.

If I could've picked two teams to play in the postseason it would've been either the Indians or Tigers. Feel like the short distances between those 3 cities mean more fans can hit the road for games.

 

[Wamu]

I could go all the way back to 1949 with the Indians, actually.

/*prays Wamu doesn't follow hockey*

Hockey ain't nothing more than soccer on ice.



GGGGOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Wamu]

If I could've picked two teams to play in the postseason it would've been either the Indians or Tigers. Feel like the short distances between those 3 cities mean more fans can hit the road for games.

Yeah the short travel distance is great for both teams.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Yeah the short travel distance is great for both teams.

I also think one day there will be 32 teams in the league and there will be a division with Toronto, Detroit, Cleveland and someone else (maybe Montreal if they ever get an expansion team). Always good to get rivalries going.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

If you asked Americans to choose "Cleveland or Canada", there'd be 300 million people at the border.

"Cleveland: Did you miss the sign for Rochester?"

"Cleveland: There are literally 5 better cities that start with a C in Ohio alone! What are you doing here?"

"Cleveland: Now with 40% fewer river fires!"

You forgot "We're not Detroit!"

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

"Cleveland: Now with 40% fewer river fires!"

Cleveland: we're so badass, our water burns. Motherfuckers.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Celine is from Quebec.

Don't ever fucking call us Quebeckers again, man.

"It's Quebec," or "It's Canada." Blah, fuckin, blah. It's all our 51st state.

 

[Bulletz]

Cleveland: we're so badass, our water burns. Motherfuckers.

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Y'all so hot y'alls fire truck's on fire

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I could go all the way back to 1949 with the Indians, actually.

/*prays Wamu doesn't follow hockey*

You're safe. WAMU is black, and hockey combines two things that black people hate. Water and cold. Figure out a way to add dogs to hockey, and you'd have the most racist sport on Earth.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Crap, gotta shed myself of these Ohio-based MAC teams,, lest anyone infer that I support the Injamins

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

If I could've picked two teams to play in the postseason it would've been either the Indians or Tigers. Feel like the short distances between those 3 cities mean more fans can hit the road for games.

That's an awesome theory, but I'm not sold. I'm pretty sure Blue Jays fans will be representing in Cleveland. I'm not so sure how well Cleveland is going to travel.

We'll see.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Crap, gotta shed myself of these Ohio-based MAC teams,, lest anyone infer that I support the Injamins

...says a Mets fan. I swear, my monitor dripped some irony on my desk as I read that.