AL Central Thread '19 Edition

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

To be fair to the dumbchit team you root for, they beat the Sox 9-0 the day after I wrote that gripping post.

Yea they will do that. They ass-blast a team then the very next day come out and bend over holding a neon sign that says "enter here"

Could be worse, at least they are not the Tigers

 

[ChiSoxFan]

Yea they will do that. They ass-blast a team then the very next day come out and bend over holding a neon sign that says "enter here"

Could be worse, at least they are not the Tigers

The Sox only lost 3-0 to the Astros last night. That’s practically a win.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

They freaking owned the Orioles, but everyone should own the Orioles. Tonight they are playing a slap fight against the fearsome A's

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

The Sox only lost 3-0 to the Astros last night. That’s practically a win.

Somewhere...somehow a sabermetrician is chalking that up as win

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

It has occurred to me. I really REALLY hate baseball. I regret even starting this thread. Fucking shoot me this weekend

 

[ChiSoxFan]

They freaking owned the Orioles, but everyone should own the Orioles. Tonight they are playing a slap fight against the fearsome A's

For the first time ever, every MLB franchise is worth a minimum of $1BN. Imagine that, the Orioles worth $1BN.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

For the first time ever, every MLB franchise is worth a minimum of $1BN. Imagine that, the Orioles worth $1BN.

That's bitcoin right????

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

For the first time ever, every MLB franchise is worth a minimum of $1BN. Imagine that, the Orioles worth $1BN.

Is Peter Angelos aware of this? He should sell. Just because

 

[ChiSoxFan]

That's bitcoin right????

JPM Coin, actually.

J.P. Morgan Creates Digital Coin for Payments | J.P. Morgan

 

[Stakesarehigh]

For?????

Not being the Tigers

 

[ChiSoxFan]

Is Peter Angelos aware of this? He should sell. Just because

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

For the first time ever, every MLB franchise is worth a minimum of $1BN. Imagine that, the Orioles worth $1BN.

It just occurred to me. Most of that is probably their location. It's a high rent area

 

[ChiSoxFan]

It just occurred to me. Most of that is probably their location. It's a high rent area

Great if you're into crab cakes.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Is it bad when your ballpark is worth more than your team?

 

[ChiSoxFan]

Is it bad when your ballpark is worth more than your team?

Nah, it's cool.

The Sox don't even own their park. IL does.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Great if you're into crab cakes.

As we know, everything is more expensive on the east coast. If the Orioles were located in lets say Omaha? Worthless

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Nah, it's cool.

The Sox don't even own their park. IL does.

Wait a second. US Customs Field is owned by the state???

 

[ChiSoxFan]

As we know, everything is more expensive on the east coast. If the Orioles were located in lets say Omaha? Worthless

Maybe the Sox will relocate there so Reinsdorf can spend even less on salaries after Omaha gets taxpayers to build them a stadium. Sox almost moved to Tampa, no joke, before IL last minute paid for their current stadium.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Of course I really have no room to poke fun. When Mark Shapiro was the President of the Indians he installed a fucking wind turbine on top of Progressive Field.

Tree hugger

 

[ChiSoxFan]

Wait a second. US Customs Field is owned by the state???

Yes Comrade.