AJ's gf and mom on cover of access magazine..

[LawDawg]

I freely admit my standards were extremely low back in the day and these two are well above what standards I did have. Now that I'm thinking about it, I can't really think of many women that I wouldn't have screwed. I did not discriminate based on age, race, size, beauty, religion, ethnicity, or anything else. I just enjoyed fucking.

Here was my checklist:

[x] breathing

Good to go!

 

[4down20]

I can go to my local shopping mall and find women hotter than that within 2 minutes but these guys from Alabama have never seen anything like them. It's almost pitiful. This has got to be at least the tenth thread they've started and I haven't seen one damn pic yet that was worth looking at.

On a scale of 1 to 10? 5-1/2 maybe?

In Alabama? Solid fucking 10, baby.

Cue "butthurt" and "jelly" in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

Alabama has some hot looking women, you are nuts.

 

[NDHoosier101]

Here was my checklist*:



[x] breathing

Good to go!

*Before 6 shots and a handful of beers:

[x] weight

[x] whether one of my buddies hit that.

 

[rolltide14_0]

Here was my checklist:

[x] breathing

Good to go!

This brings back memories of my grandpa before he died. That fucker was gross, he used to tell me that he'd fuck anything with a wet hole big enough.

 

[LawDawg]

I can go to my local shopping mall and find women hotter than that within 2 minutes but these guys from Alabama have never seen anything like them. It's almost pitiful. This has got to be at least the tenth thread they've started and I haven't seen one damn pic yet that was worth looking at.

On a scale of 1 to 10? 5-1/2 maybe?

In Alabama? Solid fucking 10, baby.

Cue "butthurt" and "jelly" in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

I've seen my share of "Internet tough guys," but you are getting queued up as the a new breed of "Internet stud" with all the good looking women you are around all day. Yeah, sure you do.

But, to each his own.

 

[TexasExes98]

It could be that they are so pussy whipped by their wife/GF they can't say another women is hot.

THIS ^^^^^ The guys you are referring to are depressed as hell b/c they're stuck with their fat as fuck wife/GF and have no other choice but to say hot women aren't their type......

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

 

[RoboticDreams]

I can go to my local shopping mall and find women hotter than that within 2 minutes but these guys from Alabama have never seen anything like them. It's almost pitiful. This has got to be at least the tenth thread they've started and I haven't seen one damn pic yet that was worth looking at.

On a scale of 1 to 10? 5-1/2 maybe?

In Alabama? Solid fucking 10, baby.

Cue "butthurt" and "jelly" in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

I'm from Southern California and I've seen plenty of hot women there. That being said, the women in the south are amongst the hottest in the world.

Aren't you from fucking Tennessee? I'm sure there has to be women there with a solid set of teeth, eh?

 

[Bandwagonbo2]

I've seen my share of "Internet tough guys," but you are getting queued up as the a new breed of "Internet stud" with all the good looking women you are around all day. Yeah, sure you do.

But, to each his own.

And we never see pics of his latest conquests. Pics or it didnt happen.

 

[rolltide14_0]

I can go to my local shopping mall and find women hotter than that within 2 minutes but these guys from Alabama have never seen anything like them. It's almost pitiful. This has got to be at least the tenth thread they've started and I haven't seen one damn pic yet that was worth looking at.

On a scale of 1 to 10? 5-1/2 maybe?

In Alabama? Solid fucking 10, baby.

Cue "butthurt" and "jelly" in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

Reported...

 

[HammerDown]

Alabama has some hot looking women, you are nuts.

I know, I married one of them.

 

[Hornsstampede2.0]

They are pretty hot.

Airbrushed to the point of insanity, yes. But, hot nonetheless.

My guess is that the mom probably looks like a seahag when she is not dressed up with makeup, tanning bed addicted, and the hooters popping out.

But, in the picture, she looks pretty sweet.

God bless tanning bads, makeup, botox, and silicon!!

 

[RoboticDreams]

They are pretty hot.

Airbrushed to the point of insanity, yes. But, hot nonetheless.

My guess is that the mom probably looks like a seahag when she is not dressed up with makeup, tanning bed addicted, and the hooters popping out.

But, in the picture, she looks pretty sweet.

God bless tanning bads, makeup, botox, and silicon!!

So you're calling her fake...

 

[HammerDown]

I've seen my share of "Internet tough guys," but you are getting queued up as the a new breed of "Internet stud" with all the good looking women you are around all day. Yeah, sure you do.

But, to each his own.

 

[Bandwagonbo2]

Aj's mom reminds me of that woman on Will an Grace. I think her name is Megan Mullally. You decide

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

that's funny. Where do you fuckers get all these gifs?

 

[Bandwagonbo2]

I know, I married one of them.

She must have been from Ft. Payne huh?

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Aj's mom reminds me of that woman on Will an Grace. I think her name is Megan Mullally. You decide

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wood. all both of 'em!!! I'd be motorboatin' till my lips went numb.

 

[RegentDenali]

Looks like the cover shot to one of those "you want my daughter, you got to do me first" MILF pron scenes.

 

[LawDawg]

They are pretty hot.

Airbrushed to the point of insanity, yes. But, hot nonetheless.

My guess is that the mom probably looks like a seahag when she is not dressed up with makeup, tanning bed addicted, and the hooters popping out.

But, in the picture, she looks pretty sweet.

God bless tanning bads, makeup, botox, and silicon!!

You be the judge ... this is a more natural shot, I suppose:

By the way, how many women didn't scare the shit out of you the next morning?

"Arrgghh, who are you?"