Adopt-A-Team 2020

[TemptressToo]

Congrats to the new Dora the Explorer panties, Big10 fans.

Today only, you can adopt a SEC school for the 2020 college football season.

What will your choice be?

 

[Wild Turkey]

Congrats to the new Dora the Explorer panties, Big10 fans.

Today only, you can adopt a SEC school for the 2020 college football season.

What will your choice be?

Most of the B1G fans are douchebags so I imagine they will select Alabama since it's such a cultural fit.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

SEC is next...book it queers

 

[MAIZEandBLUE09]

I select LSU

Michigan has never played LSU
LSU had a former Michigan player as HC, who won a championship there
LSU hates Alabama

Though, the SEC is days (maybe weeks) away from canceling their season as well.

 

[HammerDown]

"Raise your hand if you want to cancel the season 'cause you're scared."

 

[Red_Alert]

Congrats to the new Dora the Explorer panties, Big10 fans.

Today only, you can adopt a SEC school for the 2020 college football season.

What will your choice be?

Why are we limited to the SEC?

I'll take Oklahoma.
.

 

[TemptressToo]

Why are we limited to the SEC?

I'll take Oklahoma.
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Exhibit A


Any more questions?

 

[osubuckeye89]

Another SEC fan speaking too soon. Shocking!

 

[Red_Alert]

Exhibit A
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Any more questions?

What does that have to do with which team I choose to adopt?

You did not list 'Who Beat Who' as rules in your OP criteria.

 

[TemptressToo]

What does that have to do with which team I choose to adopt?

I get it, you like an underdog that performs like a questionable fart. By all means, choose Oklahoma.

 

[Red_Alert]

Been an OU fan since I was a kid.

I rooted for them always when they were NOT playing Nebraska.

 

[Red_Alert]

I get it, you like an underdog that performs like a questionable fart. By all means, choose Oklahoma.

Oklahoma is (3-2-1) against Alabama.

If I were to use your criteria, I'd adopt Southern Cal. They are (6-2) against Alabama.

 

[MAIZEandBLUE09]

"Raise your hand if you want to cancel the season 'cause you're scared."

Quite the contrary, the only person to release a statement is (you guessed it) good ol' Jim

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Why are we limited to the SEC?

I'll take Oklahoma.
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This is great news! Wherever you take them please make sure you show them what defense looks like

 

[Red_Alert]

This is great news! Wherever you take them please make sure you show them what defense looks like

How 'bout we just start with showing Michigan what defense looks like?

 

[AlaskaGuy]

I'm pulling for Iowa St. this year.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

How 'bout we just start with showing Michigan what defense looks like?

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Nebraska fan calling out a Michigan fan...that's fucking precious

 

[Red_Alert]

Nebraska fan calling out a Michigan fan...that's fucking precious

You stepped right in it, dint ya? Fucking dumb-ass.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

You stepped right in it, dint ya? Fucking dumb-ass.

You are bandwagoning for another team and I am the dumbass? GO fuck yourself you fucking hayseed

 

[belcherboy]

Congrats to the new Dora the Explorer panties, Big10 fans.

Today only, you can adopt a SEC school for the 2020 college football season.

What will your choice be?

No ACC or B12 choices??