MLB Daily Thread: 8/10/2017: Indians add Bruce to bolster OF, Dodgers on track for 114 wins

[cerealboi]

Anyone see that shithole that Jameis Winston's family member still lives in on Hard Knocks? (not sure if it's his mom/aunt/ or whoever).

Yo Jameis! You can now afford to move all your free loading relatives into a better house that they can trash.

 

[black francis]

Back in roughly 2006, the Cubs visited Yankee stadium for the first time in forever

The entire NYC was covered in Cubs blue

Yankees swept the Cubs, but youd never know by the fans reaction, they celebrated like they won

Lovable losers fit them perfectly

Cubs fans are there to drink beer and hopefully suck some dick when the game is over

 

[Clayton]

This was no accident. Royals cashed in on the "rally mantis" last year. Cards are now picking up games on the Cubs and saw this as a marketing ploy. Guaranteed someone in the Cards organization has a few thousand Rally Cat t-shirts printed up.

Were the Royals in on the scam, too? The cat doesn't mean anything if Molina strikes out

 

[soxfan1468927]

Still a long ways to go.

Yes, but this is the Daily Thread and I thought it was noteworthy to point out that the Mariners are currently now sitting alone in the 2nd wild card spot after last night.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

But also goes to show that the Mets are run like a small market mess..

#BernieMadoff

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

you cant get 60k of 15M to go to a game

that's less than a millionth of a percent, or the equivalent of 9 people at a royals game.

Yeah, but New Yorkers have tons of options. KC it's pretty much go to a game or tip cows.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Yeah, but New Yorkers have tons of options. KC it's pretty much go to a game or tip cows.

or in Francis' case, play a little "hide the finger" with those same cows

 

[black francis]

Yeah, but New Yorkers have tons of options. KC it's pretty much go to a game or tip cows.

cow tipping is a myth

Like the Cavs without MeBron

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

cow tipping is a myth

Like the Cavs without MeBron

I've got another myth: Basketball isn't as gay as soccer.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

or in Francis' case, play a little "hide the finger" with those same cows

I notice he didn't bust that myth.

 

[black francis]

I notice he didn't bust that myth.

dont knock it till youve tried it

 

[cerealboi]

Were the Royals in on the scam, too? The cat doesn't mean anything if Molina strikes out

Well I'm sure they waited to see what happened before they ordered the t-shirt run.


Notice how it was a cute little kitty too? Cute little kitty's just wandering around downtown St. Louis and finding their way into ballparks and then on the field. Right when the bases are loaded. Totally out of the blue!

 

[black francis]

Well I'm sure they waited to see what happened before they ordered the t-shirt run.


Notice how it was a cute little kitty too? Cute little kitty's just wandering around downtown St. Louis and finding their way into ballparks and then on the field. Right when the bases are loaded. Totally out of the blue!

nobody just wanders around downtown STL after 3pm. Not even pets.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Fuck Boston

 

[cerealboi]

nobody just wanders around downtown STL after 3pm. Not even pets.

I heard the St. Louis cops shot the kitty as it was trying to run away. Now Kitty Lives Matter is protesting.

 

[cerealboi]

Fuck Boston

keeping the Rays off your backs and that's the thanks the Sox get?

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

keeping the Rays off your backs and that's the thanks the Sox get?

Just trying to get your attention

 

[bksballer89]

@Clayton lol

It's outta here: Cards say 'Rally Cat' is missing

 

[Rock Strongo]

So I decide to take the afternoon off so I can hang out around the house relax get ready for my Patriots game my girlfriend leaves to go to an appointment and calls me 10 minutes later that she's been pulled over for speeding and her registration is expired because she didn't check it now I have to get her Jeep out of impound. Will somebody please kill me?

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

So I decide to take the afternoon off so I can hang out around the house relax get ready for my Patriots game my girlfriend leaves to go to an appointment and calls me 10 minutes later that she's been pulled over for speeding and her registration is expired because she didn't check it now I have to get her Jeep out of impound. Will somebody please kill me?

Damn, Good Luck, you are gonna get banged over the head in "Miscellaneous charges"

Been there, parking in NYC will get your car in the impound about 3 times a year