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[Mebert]

To tell us Detroit has a bad defense. That is some ground breaking shit there.

The Detroit Lions Keep Finding Ways To Blow Leads

 

[Rollingthndr]

Fancy graph for showing the Lions defense is absolute dog turds under our defensive wizard of a coach.

 

[LionsWhyMe]

What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
You can still get four quarters out of a dollar

 

[LionsWhyMe]

Why are the Lions like a tampon?
They are only good for 1 period and have no 2nd string.

 

[Old Lion]

Why are the Lions like a tampon?
They are only good for 1 period and have no 2nd string.