MLB Daily Thread: 5.10.16 Stuff happened and Mets Mets Mets

[The Q]

We obtained the settlement agreement between Kaley and her now-ex hubby, tennis proRyan Sweeting, and she made out well, and the key is her prenup.

Kaley got hitched in 2013, and months later she reportedly signed a staggering $72 million contract — $1 million an episode for 72 shows. That money is protected under the prenup — it’s all hers.

On top of that, she gets their home in Tarzana, Calif., and their Santa Barbara area beach house.

Ryan did … not so well. He walks away with a lump sum parting gift of $165,000. She’s also agreed to pay the $195,000 bill for his two personal trainers.

Oh, one other thing. He gets to keep whatever cash and gift certificates in his possession. So, dinner at Chili’s?

That guy is a putz.

 

[Bolts]

Padres at the Confines for a double-header.

Pads take both?

Back to back Padres no hitters on Wednesday, tonight the Cubs pull off an upset win.

 

[redseat]

That guy is a putz.

Yes that he is but he still can always say he tagged Kaley

 

[The Q]

Yes that he is but he still can always say he tagged Kaley

Never mind.

But he's still a putz.

 

[BigRedMoe]

OP sucks at writing headlines worse than he sucks at sucking dong.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Also, yesterday would have been TG's 56th.

19 facts about the career of Tony Gwynn

 

[obxyankeefan]

Me likey dis ...

Spoiler

YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOOOAAARD ... YESSSS ... YES!!

That is a five game fine in the pick ums for making us even think about your shitty announcer.

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

I dunno lemme check the standings...




...The standings said to tell you to SHUT IT

2nd'd by west coast peeps....

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

OP sucks at writing headlines worse than he sucks at sucking dong.

uhhh....yeah!

 

[bksballer89]

uhhh....yeah!

Don't try to take my job

 

[tabascojet]

uhhh....yeah!

Be. Careful sounds like moe is trying to get you to prove him wrong.....

 

[tabascojet]

Don't try to take my job

Your job sucking dong???

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Your job sucking dong???

wooOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Good baseball talk in here today, nice job ladies