3 Detroit Redwings VS 6 Winnipeg Jets Series Over Thread

[Automattic]

I was gonna throw an octopus on the ice once, but I had so much fun with it down my pants that I just left it there.

 

[postmaster]

Might as well put this in the series thread as well.
Since I can't post this years playoff intro, I guess I will post last years.
I don't know why I was an idiot and didn't think to try uploading it to youtube but I split it into three videos to get into photobucket.
2010 Red Wings Vids :: 2010 Playoff vid 1 video by tweek2230 - Photobucket
2010 Red Wings Vids :: 2010 Playoff Vid 2 video by tweek2230 - Photobucket
2010 Red Wings Vids :: 2010 Playoff vid 3 video by tweek2230 - Photobucket

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Dear Gary:

Suck a fucking bag of horse shit. You don't know fuck about tradition, you don't know fuck about what the fans want, and you don't know fuck about keeping your core fans happy. You are as qualified to comment on or have an opinion about what goes on at the Joe as I am to run NASA. Get the fuck out.

 

[Automattic]

Dear Gary:

Suck a fucking bag of horse shit. You don't know fuck about tradition, you don't know fuck about what the fans want, and you don't know fuck about keeping your core fans happy. You are as qualified to comment on or have an opinion about what goes on at the Joe as I am to run NASA. Get the fuck out.

Dude, can you score me a spaceshuttle? I wanna make a bong out of it...

 

[Automattic]

Hey! my rep power is at 500! That's pretty cool....

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Throwing an octopus on the ice during Red Wings games is a tradition in Detroit — but one that now can result in a $500 fine. Tom Balish, 27, of Canton said he threw an octopus on the ice during Game 1 of the Red Wings’ playoff series against Phoenix on Wednesday at Joe Louis Arena. In addition to the rousing applause he received from fans, he was also given a citation with a $500 fine and escorted out of the arena. Balish said he was stopped as he entered the arena and showed the ushers a bag containing the octopus.

“I opened the bag and showed it to them and they said, ‘Come on in,’” Balish said. “I’ve done it eight times before and never had a problem.”

When he went to throw the octopus on the ice after Pavel Datsyuk’s goal in the second period, he said he was not stopped nor warned by any security guard or usher. Balish also said five other octopi had been tossed on the ice prior to his — and none of those fans were ejected.

“I started to walk up the stairs to go back to my seat and two gentlemen with NHL badges said, ‘You’re going to jail,’” Balish said.

The Red Wings organization released a statement Friday: “The throwing of objects onto the ice surface is prohibited by the National Hockey League and persons caught doing so may be subject to prosecution for violating local and state laws.”

Detroit Police spokeswoman Sgt. Eren Stephens said the incident violated city ordinance 38-5-4, which prohibits throwing objects on the playing area during sporting events.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

That is fucking unbelievable. How about thowing hundreds of people into jail for throwing their hats on the ice after a hattrick?

 

[Eddie_Shack]

That is fucking unbelievable. How about thowing hundreds of people into jail for throwing their hats on the ice after a hattrick?

That's right. Tradition be damned, we can't have all this tomfoolery. Also the players shouldn't be allowed to spit on the ice, that's hazardous.

 

[Automattic]

That is fucking unbelievable. How about thowing hundreds of people into jail for throwing their hats on the ice after a hattrick?

Wow, I hadn't thought of it that way.

 

[dash]

I say we crack open Bettman's skull and consume the goo inside...

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I say we crack open Bettman's skull and consume the goo inside...

If anyone can nail Bettman with an octopus when he's presenting the Cup in June, I will pay the for the attorney... I hope it's in Detroit, but I would laugh for four score and seven years if it was a non Wings game in some other town.

 

[Automattic]

If anyone can nail Bettman with an octopus when he's presenting the Cup in June, I will pay the for the attorney... I hope it's in Detroit, but I would laugh for four score and seven years if it was a non Wings game in some other town.

If we make the finals, I may be that crazy...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Wow, I hadn't thought of it that way.

There are many things I have thought of first. Know the Shamwow? My idea.

 

[Automattic]

There are many things I have thought of first. Know the Shamwow? My idea.

I hope you weren't the one who chose that douchebag for the commercials!

 

[higgyfan4]

I hope you weren't the one who chose that douchebag for the commercials!

He probably IS the douchebag in the commercials...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I hope you weren't the one who chose that douchebag for the commercials!

In my defense, it was either him or George Clooney.

 

[Automattic]

He probably IS the douchebag in the commercials...

Ha! He's "Slapchop" Vince!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I wish I had as many babes as Mr Slapchop.

Though it is rather nice to still have my tongue intact.

 

[Automattic]

Alrighty Wingnuts, I'll try to get on before the game tomorrow. Have a good one!

 

[sherbert1421]