2024 Free Agency Frenzy Thread

[thedddd]

I just read this and audibly laughed so loud my dog was looking at me like WTF?.

 

[thedddd]

That's it. The Blue Jackets just won the off season, it is officially over.

 

[thedddd]

And obligatory:

 

[thedddd]

What Jeff Carter doing these days?

This crap:

 

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This crap:

@forty_three was rooting for a Joe Sakic style snowblower accident for Jeff and that lawnmower

 

[forty_three]

This crap:

The Blue Jackets and Penguins should have combined their schedule announcements.

We could have thrown FJC down the steps until the sand inside him spilled out.

 

[forty_three]

That's it. The Blue Jackets just won the off season, it is officially over.

 

[forty_three]

Isn't it typically a one day contract to finish a career?

I will say one thing - JMFJ / Gubberson is going to be a HISTORIC pairing.

 

[sbb122]

This crap:

Was he on his way to Columbus on that lawnmower?

 

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Was he on his way to Columbus on that lawnmower?

I didn't know that they made a sequel to Lawnmower Man - Was it any good?

 

[sbb122]

I didn't know that they made a sequel to Lawnmower Man - Was it any good?

That was the most bizarre thing that Stephen King I think has ever written. And Christ that movie was god-awful.

 

[sbb122]

That was the most bizarre thing that Stephen King I think has ever written. And Christ that movie was god-awful.

If I remember correctly King sued to have his name removed from the films title because the movie had absolutely nothing in common with the short story

 

[thedddd]

Was he on his way to Columbus on that lawnmower?

 

[sbb122]

The best part of that movie was the soundtrack

 

[thedddd]

I will say one thing - JMFJ / Gubberson is going to be a HISTORIC pairing.

They didn't learn from the Penguins. We witnessed that a few times back in 2018-2019 (and 2019-2020) it was brutal.

 

[forty_three]

They didn't learn from the Penguins. We witnessed that a few times back in 2018-2019 (and 2019-2020) it was brutal.

They are there to "teach the young guys"

Pretty easy for the coach, when those two go onto the ice just lean down to Mateychuk and Jiricek and say "don't do anything you see them do"

 

[puckhead]

Oh?

 

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[esls79]

What a keeper!

 

[puckhead]

Oh?

Oh, no