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Cave_Johnson
R.I.P. Bob Saget
Raise The Bar. That's the motto of the University of Idaho football team this year. And for the first time in a long time that's something that's going to be difficult to do as the Vandals come off what was arguably the best FBS season in school history. Last year Idaho tied the school record for wins at the FBS level, won 7 of their last 8 games, and finished with a 5 game winning streak en route to a Potato Bowl ass raping of Colorado State (who looked pretty damn good against Oregon State last Saturday, just saying).
Man, I'm just imagining some guy in 2012 telling me that Paul Petrino is going to turn Idaho's scorching Port-o-Potty of a program around and win 9 games in his fourth year.
I would have had to make sure that guy didn't have his dick stuck in Amanda Bynes. Because I would have thought that guy was fucking crazy.
I would have had an easier time believing that Donald Trump would win the presidency.
I would have had an easier time believing that a woman actually won the Olympic Decathlon in 1976 without any of us knowing.
I would have had an easier time believing that Matt Ryan not only made it to a Super Bowl, but won the game in blowout fashion without choking and making everybody chuckle at the irony of his nickname being "Matty Ice".
Wait.....that last one actually didn't happen. Oh shit...starting to have flashbacks to February again....FUCK. FUCK YOU MATT RYAN! PIECE OF SHIT!!! HOW DO YOU TAKE A SACK THERE!????! RUN THE FUCKING BALL SHANAHAN!!!!! JESUS F-.........okay sorry. Never really got that out of my system.
The point is, Paul Petrino has worked wonders with this program. His motto from last year, "Expect to Win", is something you can see in these players now. I'll be the first to admit I was skeptical of Paul at first. The whole Dez Epps situation didn't help. But shit, this guy can coach and he has the team moving forward in the right direction. As long as he sticks around I have confidence that this team can succeed as an FBS independent.
Wait....that's not right....oh shit....getting flashbacks to April 2016.....FUCK. FUCK YOU CHUCK STABEN!!! YOU FUCKING HUMAN COLOSTOMY BAG!!!! WHY?!?! WHY?!?! MAKE THIS DECISION SO SOON?!?? WHY FUCK THE PROGRAM OVER?!!? YOU ILLITERATE RANCID VAGINA!! HOLY SH-......alright well that's enough of that bit.
I'm going to try to not bring up too much of the FCS bullshit this season unless it's relevant. I want to throw up every time I think about that. Let's get to the position breakdowns.
Man, I'm just imagining some guy in 2012 telling me that Paul Petrino is going to turn Idaho's scorching Port-o-Potty of a program around and win 9 games in his fourth year.
I would have had to make sure that guy didn't have his dick stuck in Amanda Bynes. Because I would have thought that guy was fucking crazy.
I would have had an easier time believing that Donald Trump would win the presidency.
I would have had an easier time believing that a woman actually won the Olympic Decathlon in 1976 without any of us knowing.
I would have had an easier time believing that Matt Ryan not only made it to a Super Bowl, but won the game in blowout fashion without choking and making everybody chuckle at the irony of his nickname being "Matty Ice".
Wait.....that last one actually didn't happen. Oh shit...starting to have flashbacks to February again....FUCK. FUCK YOU MATT RYAN! PIECE OF SHIT!!! HOW DO YOU TAKE A SACK THERE!????! RUN THE FUCKING BALL SHANAHAN!!!!! JESUS F-.........okay sorry. Never really got that out of my system.
The point is, Paul Petrino has worked wonders with this program. His motto from last year, "Expect to Win", is something you can see in these players now. I'll be the first to admit I was skeptical of Paul at first. The whole Dez Epps situation didn't help. But shit, this guy can coach and he has the team moving forward in the right direction. As long as he sticks around I have confidence that this team can succeed as an FBS independent.
Wait....that's not right....oh shit....getting flashbacks to April 2016.....FUCK. FUCK YOU CHUCK STABEN!!! YOU FUCKING HUMAN COLOSTOMY BAG!!!! WHY?!?! WHY?!?! MAKE THIS DECISION SO SOON?!?? WHY FUCK THE PROGRAM OVER?!!? YOU ILLITERATE RANCID VAGINA!! HOLY SH-......alright well that's enough of that bit.
I'm going to try to not bring up too much of the FCS bullshit this season unless it's relevant. I want to throw up every time I think about that. Let's get to the position breakdowns.