handicappers
FAT STACKS BITCHES
You're a very aggressive little man. Did you not get enough cuddles from your mom when you were younger?
And you're full of every cliché comeback known to man (or in your case, man that acts like woman).
Do you tuck your wiener in on Sunday's, also? How does that work at church if you have to fart? Do you fart directly on your wiener hole?