1st place Red Sox brush away hapless Yankees & Arods as old and frail as Jeter

[Herb Scorer]

there's honestly a Twitter account under the name Girardi's Binder

 

[black francis]

bachelor party saturday night

3 strippers showed up. of the 3, two were mother daughter

yuck

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

Later guys.

 

[Herb Scorer]

bachelor party saturday night

3 strippers showed up. of the 3, two were mother daughter

yuck

that's fucking hawt

 

[Kate Upton]

i just kick you in yours

only ball licking going on in here is between you and Ox

What? I've never had a disagreement with Ox?

Not true...at all.

In fact, when that Sandusky thing was going on, Ox was in some thread talking about "If I was Paterno, and I had seen him, I would have...."

And I said that's easy to say when you're removed from the situation, but if the guy was your friend for years and blah blah...not so easy to say how you'd react if you were actually in that situation.

We argued about it for a couple of hours, and then moved on and gave each other head.

You know why?

Because Ox isn't a fucking asshole.

 

[Rock Strongo]

I just got a disturbing call from my wife. The old owners of our new house got into our garage and took something, naturally it belongs to them. They should have at least called us. My wife is insanely pissed. Which means I'm not having sex tonight, or probably the entire week.

They changed the garage door code on us to get something out of there today. If they werent so white, I probably would have shot one of their 7 kids in the face.

you'll be sugaring our own churro this week

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

YouSureYoureNotPartJewishYourself.net

IdidoncedateaJewishgirlifthatcounts.org

 

[black francis]

that's fucking hawt

not if you had seen them

buddy and i went back to the bar during the dildo show

 

[Rock Strongo]

bachelor party saturday night

3 strippers showed up. of the 3, two were mother daughter

yuck

love me some mother/daughter

google "lacey and manx"...good amateur one, tandem hummer

 

[cerealboi]

NGS FORUMS

Da fuq? They have a poll over there asking whether you're circumsized. And I thought we had hit rock bottom (no pun intended) here.

 

[Kate Upton]

bachelor party saturday night

3 strippers showed up. of the 3, two were mother daughter

yuck

Now that's a fine family...

"I'd be shocked if either one of them cheated on a guy"

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

What? I've never had a disagreement with Ox?

Not true...at all.

In fact, when that Sandusky thing was going on, Ox was in some thread talking about "If I was Paterno, and I had seen him, I would have...."

And I said that's easy to say when you're removed from the situation, but if the guy was your friend for years and blah blah...not so easy to say how you'd react if you were actually in that situation.

We argued about it for a couple of hours, and then moved on and gave each other head.

You know why?

Because Ox isn't a fucking asshole.

LOL, not what I meant, dude

and not for nothing......but.......

And I said that's easy to say when you're removed from the situation, but if the guy was your friend for years and blah blah...not so easy to say how you'd react if you were actually in that situation.

cant this line above apply to Kraft on Hernandez?

substitute employee for friend

 

[Herb Scorer]

not if you had seen them

buddy and i went back to the bar during the dildo show

did the daughter taste where she came from?

 

[Rock Strongo]

not if you had seen them

buddy and i went back to the bar during the dildo show

a buddy of mine owns the oxford tavern (in oxford, hick town)

every year he shuts the bar down and sells tickets to "jimmy jacks annual private bachelor party"...bars closed to just a select few of us, free drinks with a ticket.

last time i went they had 4 girls, bags of toys, etc. one girl, pam anderson wanna be (this is around her 'video' time) is going around the room, putting her hands on the floor, and putting her ass in our faces.

she gets to my buddy andy (who doesnt give a shit)...she leans down, back her ass into his face...he retracts angrily and yells "you have shit in your ass, bitch!!!"

she literally, rubbed shit on my buddies nose...she ran off to the bathroom, never to be seen the rest of the night

note: this is the same night of another story i told where the girl gets a dildo crammed into her ass against her will and she runs away yelling with it flopping around hanging out of her asshole

 

[black francis]

Now that's a fine family...

"I'd be shocked if either one of them cheated on a guy"

daughter had a tattoo that covered her entire back.

 

[black francis]

did the daughter taste where she came from?

i dont know.

i hope so, since i wasnt there to see it.

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

new king was just born

 

[Down38st8]

Now would be good.

"I didn't say it"

#won'tresonate

 

[black francis]

Friend and I passed out at a friends house. Got this email from him this morning

I left Don’s house around 3 AM. I couldn’t sleep and that guy was watching p*rn on the couch playing hand to gland combat. I couldn’t stand having to listen to it anymore so I drove home.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

That's a nice pearl necklace.

Lmfao

Holy shit