MLB Daily Thread: 09-05-17: JD hits 4 Hrs in win over Dodgers; Tribe win 12th straight

[Used 2 B Hu]

ok. whos alt IS this?

It's the Ghost of MPL, come back as a New Englander

 

[Rock Strongo]

It's the Ghost of MPL, come back as a New Englander

go fish

 

[cerealboi]

It's the Ghost of MPL, come back as a New Englander

Ask him if he knows how to fix Xander's swing.

 

[PolarVortex]

6-1 the board says blotch won the argument
7-0 the board says blotch is an annoying twat.

 

[Rock Strongo]

has anyone else noticed the regression to the norm for travis shaw?

2nd half:

43 games
.232 BA
.743 OPS
36 hits
8 HR
19 RBI

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

6-1 the board says blotch won the argument
7-0 the board says blotch is an annoying twat.

But don't we usually like annoying twats?

 

[Vyle203]

According to MLB AtBat, the Indians are the first team with win streaks of 12+ games in consecutive seasons since the 1970-71 Orioles.

You have to be feeling pretty confident.

 

[Blotch]

im a very intelligent guy with a variety of degrees and background tho.

Yeah, so based off of your "I have a house in Maine" statement that actually meant "my father has a rental property in Maine that I took a dump in back in 2003"

I'm going to assume that "I have a variety of degrees" means "I do a ton of pot and watch 20 minutes of Nova before falling asleep on a bed of cheddar cheese bugles and gummy bears"

 

[PolarVortex]

But don't we usually like annoying twats?

I really don't like what you are insinuating, Cap't.

 

[cerealboi]

Yeah, so based off of your "I have a house in Maine" statement that actually meant "my father has a rental property in Maine that I took a dump in back in 2003"

I'm going to assume that "I have a variety of degrees" means "I do a ton of pot and watch 20 minutes of Nova before falling asleep on a bed of cheddar cheese bugles and gummy bears"

Nailed it!

 

[PolarVortex]

According to MLB AtBat, the Indians are the first team with win streaks of 12+ games in consecutive seasons since the 1970-71 Orioles.

According to RuPaul's Drag Race, the Mariners are the first team to suck dick since the 2016 Mariners.

 

[PolarVortex]

Yeah, so based off of your "I have a house in Maine" statement that actually meant "my father has a rental property in Maine that I took a dump in back in 2003"

I'm going to assume that "I have a variety of degrees" means "I do a ton of pot and watch 20 minutes of Nova before falling asleep on a bed of cheddar cheese bugles and gummy bears"

Now he is starting to sound like Lemi

 

[Rock Strongo]

Yeah, so based off of your "I have a house in Maine" statement that actually meant "my father has a rental property in Maine that I took a dump in back in 2003"

I'm going to assume that "I have a variety of degrees" means "I do a ton of pot and watch 20 minutes of Nova before falling asleep on a bed of cheddar cheese bugles and gummy bears"

youve been corrected 3 times, even by slinky.

i said my family has a house on frye island.

link me, sonnnnnnn

 

[Blotch]

youve been corrected 3 times, even by slinky.

i said my family has a house on frye island.

link me, sonnnnnnn

Please. You know so little about that place that you thought Sebago was spelled Sabago and that it wasn't an ice fishing community.

You don't know drat about Maine.

I'd guess that you just have some complex about where you live, so you put down where others come from.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I really don't like what you are insinuating, Cap't.

Cheerfully amended to: "Don't we usually like TO ANNOY twats?"

 

[Rock Strongo]

Please. You know so little about that place that you thought Sebago was spelled Sabago and that it wasn't an ice fishing community.

You don't know drat about Maine.

I'd guess that you just have some complex about where you live, so you put down where others come from.

so is this you admitting you were wrong?

if this is what it takes, holy shit...i need pliers.

thanks for pointing out my spelling error.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Nailed it!

Now he is starting to sound like Lemi

I got it: It's Down38

 

[Blotch]

"didn't i tell you that this would get him going? at some point he is going to brag about how big this thread gets and say how its all on him"

 

[Vyle203]

youve been corrected 3 times, even by slinky.

i said my family has a house on frye island.

link me, sonnnnnnn

My wife's family is from Maine. I've always wanted to check Frye Island out.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

"didn't i tell you that this would get him going? at some point he is going to brag about how big this thread gets and say how its all on him"

BWAH!