HTTR; Cash Me Ousside--How 'Bou Dat?

[Duck]

Fellas, I have missed my Redskins Online Brethren. How the heck are ya'all? Anything interesting going on with this franchise? (Sarcasm).

 

[skinsdad62]

Welcome . Have a great time here

 

[Buffalo_Nickel_1]

Duck should get 1 million dollars for this Thread title HTTR

 

[Darrell Green Fan]

Who the Hell let this guy in?

 

[Ruzious]

Who the Hell let this guy in?

The neighbors are already complaining about property values taking a dive.

Welcome to KFFL on the Potomac, Duck. Folks here have been very welcoming - as long as you remember to flush twice in the Executive Washroom. We're treated better than Syrian refugees.

 

[Darrell Green Fan]

The Hoop will not know how to deal with world's only Asian gun blasting southern redneck.

 

[Stymietee]

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WELCOME TO THE PARTY PAL! How John McClane gets police ...

 

[Burnsie]

Nice to hear from you Duck. This is Aschlar from KFFL. I heard you moved south for work and it was keeping you real busy. Hopefully you and your family are doing well.

 

[Breed]

Is this duck, duck? The one, the only, the duckster?

 

[Duck]

Is this duck, duck? The one, the only, the duckster?

It's me, brother. Hot damn I have missed all you fellas. KFFL on the Potomac, I love it. You wanna know how sorry my life is? At least once a month, I tell my wife a story Breed has told on KFFL. Yeah, I know.

Nice to hear from you Duck. This is Aschlar from KFFL. I heard you moved south for work and it was keeping you real busy. Hopefully you and your family are doing well.

Aschlar? I never would have pegged you for a "Burnsie"! =P

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WELCOME TO THE PARTY PAL! How John McClane gets police ...

I like you already, brother. That is one of the greatest scenes in one of the greatest movies ever!

The neighbors are already complaining about property values taking a dive.

Welcome to KFFL on the Potomac, Duck. Folks here have been very welcoming - as long as you remember to flush twice in the Executive Washroom. We're treated better than Syrian refugees.

Ummmmm...what if I don't flush at all? I mean, I'm not touching that handle.

The Hoop will not know how to deal with world's only Asian gun blasting southern redneck.

So I have met a couple other gun-blasting, Freedom-loving Asians down here in Alabama; it is a very welcoming culture. But it is hot down here. And I mean hot. And not like a dry heat...

coach_spurrier_1, skinsdad62, Stymietee; thank you for the welcome. I have loved this team since Riggins' 4th and 1 rumble to seal the deal in SB XVII. I remember how shocked I was that my old man was jumping up and down, screaming, cheering...when I realized he was happy about what was happening, I started to do the same thing and really haven't stopped.

I can't say it enough, I have missed you guys. Alabama is nice, I can't say I have zero regrets moving but it is relatively far away from what I consider "home". And dangit, though some people say they are Redskins fans, they generally say "Yeah, I like the Redskins. But let's talk about Alabama Football...Roll Tide!" That is the state of my life right now.

 

[Breed]

It's me, brother. Hot damn I have missed all you fellas. KFFL on the Potomac, I love it. You wanna know how sorry my life is? At least once a month, I tell my wife a story Breed has told on KFFL. Yeah, I know.



Aschlar? I never would have pegged you for a "Burnsie"! =P



I like you already, brother. That is one of the greatest scenes in one of the greatest movies ever!



Ummmmm...what if I don't flush at all? I mean, I'm not touching that handle.



So I have met a couple other gun-blasting, Freedom-loving Asians down here in Alabama; it is a very welcoming culture. But it is hot down here. And I mean hot. And not like a dry heat...

coach_spurrier_1, skinsdad62, Stymietee; thank you for the welcome. I have loved this team since Riggins' 4th and 1 rumble to seal the deal in SB XVII. I remember how shocked I was that my old man was jumping up and down, screaming, cheering...when I realized he was happy about what was happening, I started to do the same thing and really haven't stopped.

I can't say it enough, I have missed you guys. Alabama is nice, I can't say I have zero regrets moving but it is relatively far away from what I consider "home". And dangit, though some people say they are Redskins fans, they generally say "Yeah, I like the Redskins. But let's talk about Alabama Football...Roll Tide!" That is the state of my life right now.

Hot damn, homey. How you been? How's the family?

Alabama you say....I got blood kinfolk in Alabama. Whereabouts exactly?

 

[Duck]

Hot damn, homey. How you been? How's the family?

Alabama you say....I got blood kinfolk in Alabama. Whereabouts exactly?

I have been busy; about a year ago, my boss asked me to take an impossible position, and I agreed. We've made a lot of progress, but the customer I am dealing with is nearly impossible, so I work a lot. The wife got a new job that she really likes, so that's good for me (know what I'm saying?), and the boys are well, getting good grades, making a lot of friends. My oldest got jumped by a kid his first week at his new school and kicked that kid's ass...his last week in school last year some other kid attacked his buddy so my kid put the bully in a headlock until the teachers finally arrived. I signed him up for a the local Krav Maga club after that, but thankfully everyone seems to be avoiding stupid stuff with him lately.

We are in Huntsville; delightful area, really. But I had to get used to the slower pace...things are literally closed on Sundays here, and a lot of businesses close around 6PM most other days. But the guys at the local shooting range like me so I get to shoot a lot of different rental guns for free, I've taken a lot of gun-related classes, learned a lot about Alabama football and had an above ground tornado shelter installed in my garage. So I guess I am fitting right in.

If you ever visit your family here, let me know. I told the wife I might need to drive out to Cali to meet you, and she was like "Who is this guy and why do you care?" LOL