Ugliest Celebrities

[darken65]

Ugliest Celebrity thread? You guys are totally missing the mark here.

 

[BigDGarciaFan]

Ugliest Celebrity thread? You guys are totally missing the mark here.

That is super ugly

 

[BigDGarciaFan]

*UPDATE*

Same fellow just told me you couldn't pay him to fuck Keira Knightley.

Seriously. This is making my fucking spine hurt. I have to go away for awhile.

That is one super duper ugly body

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

That is one super duper ugly body

You're looking for a big, veiny cock sticking out of that bikini, aren't you, big guy?

 

[4thstreet]

This is what happens to mama ,when thrown from train

 

[darken65]

Poor kid was hit with the ugly stick at birth. The good news is that most likely he has more money than any of us here.

 

[BigDGarciaFan]

Poor kid was hit with the ugly stick at birth. The good news is that most likely he has more money than any of us here.

Of course, His brother and niece are super richer

 

[BigDGarciaFan]

You're looking for a big, veiny cock sticking out of that bikini, aren't you, big guy?

We'll I want the dirty parts covered

 

[darken65]

That is one super duper ugly body

Really? Are you more into this?

 

[calsnowskier]

Poor kid was hit with the ugly stick at birth. The good news is that most likely he has more money than any of us here.

TheRichest - The World's Most Entertaining Site

Reportedly, he is worth approx $20M

 

[williewilliejuan]

*UPDATE*

Same fellow just told me you couldn't pay him to fuck Keira Knightley.

Seriously. This is making my fucking spine hurt. I have to go away for awhile.

I'd disappoint her so fast...

 

[Ojb81]

This is what happens to mama ,when thrown from train

oof! that face! it's like i'm looking at walter matthau with a long-haired wig on!

 

[Ojb81]

Ugliest Celebrity thread? You guys are totally missing the mark here.

in all fairness, this isn't natural "ugly", this freak show has had a lifetime and a half worth of work done to her face because...well, i don't know why, but she has. i did, however, read one time that early on, she became obsessed with looking like a feline, so she went full tilt.

her quack plastic surgeon ought to be flogged for taking this woman's $ to do this shit. this woman needed a padded room and a straightjacket, not 1000's of horrific surgical procedures.

 

[Ojb81]

Really? Are you more into this?

everytime I hear "working for the weekend" come on, this skit immediately comes to mind.

 

[calsnowskier]

Really? Are you more into this?

It is kinda freaky to see some of these old SNL skits and realize that everyone in them are now dead...

I saw a skit this past weekend that had Phil Hartman, Chris Farley and Jan Hooks...

 

[mannyz]

Ugliest Celebrity thread? You guys are totally missing the mark here.

Is that thing a celebrity? What has she been on?

 

[poprocksncoke]

For realz. I encountered someone today on another thread that said he didn't like this broad because she has bad teeth:

I'm trying to figure out what fucking planet I woke up on this morning.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

*UPDATE*

Same fellow just told me you couldn't pay him to fuck Keira Knightley.

Seriously. This is making my fucking spine hurt. I have to go away for awhile.

I don't mind the facepalm rating, but I am curious, how did this earn it, @poprocksncoke?

 

[poprocksncoke]

I don't mind the facepalm rating, but I am curious, how did this earn it, @poprocksncoke?

Sorry, the facepalm was directed to the guy who said you couldn't pay him to bang that!

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Sorry, the facepalm was directed to the guy who said you couldn't pay him to bang that!

Oh, I get it. No worries.

Yeah, same guy who said he wouldn't bang that redhead that you just wooded above because she has bad teeth. I think he had to be fucking with me.

I'm not saying she's the hottest chick around, but if you're a man and you wouldn't fuck Keira Knightly, either you're gay, or your penis doesn't work.