MLB Daily Thread: 4-29-16: LMFAO @ Dee Gordon

[obxyankeefan]

Beautiful Camden, NJ with a Philly backdrop
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I drove though there once and all I could think was; Detroit gets a bad name, but this shithole gets a pass.

Actually I had to go to NJ, which is a shithole. Philly I just drove through, didn't get to see any of it.

 

[obxyankeefan]

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

Freddie Freeman went yard the Braves are now up to 5 HRs.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Actually I had to go to NJ, which is a shithole. Philly I just drove through, didn't get to see any of it.

Philly is awesome, I love it. No lie. It's a really great town.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Sure. That's not disrespecting Philadelphia. If the Indians take 2 of 3, I will post a picture of my 250 pound ugly self in a speedo with no shirt on on Sunday evening. It will be my avatar. Do we have a deal @SlinkyRedfoot

Do you already HAVE pics of yourself in a speedo? I'm asking for a friend

 

[Omar 382]

Do you already HAVE pics of yourself in a speedo? I'm asking for a friend

Yes, Father Tom and me have a whole scrapbook of those types of pictures from my days as an altar-server...

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Yes, Father Tom and me have a whole scrapbook of those types of pictures from my days as an altar-server...

Yeah, but you weren't 2-fiddy back then, were you?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Sure. That's not disrespecting Philadelphia. If the Indians take 2 of 3, I will post a picture of my 250 pound ugly self in a speedo with no shirt on on Sunday evening. It will be my avatar. Do we have a deal @SlinkyRedfoot

Look, Omar. You already demonstrated that you have no marbles. No need to put on a Speedo to prove it.

Powerchord took the bet, and if for whatever reason he doesn't want it, Chasin Utleys said he'd take it.

 

[Bolts]

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

Freddie Freeman went yard the Braves are now up to 5 HRs.

One Braves player has 3 HR's?!? Won't be long before he's suspended for taking PED's.

 

[obxyankeefan]

Look, Omar. You already demonstrated that you have no marbles. No need to put on a Speedo to prove it.

Powerchord took the bet, and if for whatever reason he doesn't want it, Chasin Utleys said he'd take it.

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Look, Omar. You already demonstrated that you have no marbles. No need to put on a Speedo to prove it.

Powerchord took the bet, and if for whatever reason he doesn't want it, Chasin Utleys said he'd take it.

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I can remember back in the WAR, when we went back to the Vaderland, all those fruity guys over there would wear Banana Hammocks when we would have a R&R day.

Of course that was back in the days when men were men and sheep were very afraid.

 

[Omar 382]

Look, Omar. You already demonstrated that you have no marbles. No need to put on a Speedo to prove it.

Powerchord took the bet, and if for whatever reason he doesn't want it, Chasin Utleys said he'd take it.

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+1 for Danny McBride image

 

[Omar 382]

Yeah, but you weren't 2-fiddy back then, were you?

Actually, I was 350. I've lost 100 pounds since the 4th grade. Father had a weird fetish of force feeding me those eucharistic wafers. People don't realize how caloric those things are and they add up when you eat 300 a day in an hour

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Actually, I was 350. I've lost 100 pounds since the 4th grade. Father had a weird fetish of force feeding me those eucharistic wafers. People don't realize how caloric those things are and they add up when you eat 300 a day in an hour

Oh, so the "382" part of your screen name was your poundage?

 

[Omar 382]

Oh, so the "382" part of your screen name was your poundage?

Actually, that's very secretive and I don't tell people about because it wouldn't make sense. It has something to do with taking out a number of the area code I live in and replacing that number with an 8 but you're not going to get it

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Well whatever you do, don't tell us.

 

[Omar 382]

I was actually never going to post a picture of myself, because that's gay. I was going to post a picture of a chiseled man in a speedo as a joke. Just for fun, I went to look and see what picture I would have used, but I stopped dead in my tracks and didn't hit enter when I looked up at the screen and saw I had typed in: "muscular men in speedo's."

 

[Omar 382]

Well whatever you do, don't tell us.

Alright, if you really want to know that bad, I'll fucking tell you. Delaware's area code is 302. All the cell phone numbers start with 302. I took the "0," the middle number in 302, and replaced it with an "8."

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Alright, if you really want to know that bad, I'll fucking tell you. Delaware's area code is 302. All the cell phone numbers start with 302. I took the "0," the middle number in 302, and replaced it with an "8."

This a bad time to tell you I already googled it?

I was actually never going to post a picture of myself, because that's gay. I was going to post a picture of a chiseled man in a speedo as a joke. Just for fun, I went to look and see what picture I would have used, but I stopped dead in my tracks and didn't hit enter when I looked up at the screen and saw I had typed in: "muscular men in speedo's."

So that would help explain the 8-minute gap between posts #111 and #113.

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

Final from the friendly confines....

Cubbies 6 - Braves 1

 

[Cedrique]

Alright, if you really want to know that bad, I'll fucking tell you. Delaware's area code is 302. All the cell phone numbers start with 302. I took the "0," the middle number in 302, and replaced it with an "8."

I never noticed before but is there really only one area code for the whole state of Delaware? Do you have 7 digit phone numbers down there yet or do the phone numbers just start off with KLondike or Beechwood?

 

[Omar 382]

I never noticed before but is there really only one area code for the whole state of Delaware? Do you have 7 digit phone numbers down there yet or do the phone numbers just start off with KLondike or Beechwood?

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