Flyers sign former **** star turned hockey player

[IPostedWhat]

Does he still get paid if no one scores?

 

[IPostedWhat]

Ok, I'll stop now.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

What do they throw on the ice if he scores a hattrick?

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Does he still get paid if no one scores?

Talent Takes Over

 

[puckhead]

Going upstairs to review the tape is actually a felony.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I cannot tell if this whole thread has totally crossed over the line or not.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Going upstairs to review the tape is actually a felony.

try not to be to rough on them

 

[KillerVee]

Debbie Downer alert! Did you guys even read the two articles? The kid wasn't even in the videos. He was just creepily recording two other people and showing the video to others. How does that make him a p0rn star?

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Debbie Downer alert! Did you guys even read the two articles? The kid wasn't even in the videos. He was just creepily recording two other people and showing the video to others. How does that make him a p0rn star?

I know I just got caught up in the bad puns

 

[KillerVee]

I just figured he'd have a much better career as a video goal judge.

 

[Rossinole]

Debbie Downer alert! Did you guys even read the two articles? The kid wasn't even in the videos. He was just creepily recording two other people and showing the video to others. How does that make him a p0rn star?

How dare you try to ruin this phenomenal thread.

 

[SLY]

Lol, this thread went completely hay wire

 

[TOX1]

haha Awesome stuff guys!

 

[Automattic]

"Hey, didn't I film a movie with you?"



George Parros - "No. Why do you ask?"

 

[Automattic]

Debbie Downer alert! Did you guys even read the two articles? The kid wasn't even in the videos. He was just creepily recording two other people and showing the video to others. How does that make him a p0rn star?

Nice! Debbie Downer!! She's one of my favorite pron stars!!!

 

[Jared]

I heard Jeff Carter's girlfriend was excited over this signing. Or was it Scott Hartnall's wife? I always get those two confused.

 

[TOX1]

I heard Jeff Carter's girlfriend was excited over this signing. Or was it Scott Hartnall's wife? I always get those two confused.

I can see how you'd get that confused considering the Flyers date women and....well....your boys live in the Bosses basement and date....um...and date....ah, oh never mind.

 

[Jared]

I can see how you'd get that confused considering the Flyers date women and....well....your boys live in the Bosses basement and date....um...and date....ah, oh never mind.

Well played, sir. What I found most entertaining about that old Carter/Hartnall mess was (and correct me if I'm wrong), Carter essentially stole Hartnall's wife, and the locker room mostly sided with Carter anyway. It makes me happy to know that even your own team views Scotty boy as the piece of fisces that he is.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

He will end up being a hot dog vendor.

 

[IPostedWhat]

He will end up being a hot dog vendor.

Regular or foot long?