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I've been married 3 times. 1st one was a hotty from old money. When it became apparent I wasn't going to be replacing Ted Simmons, or joining Daddys boardroom, she took her quart sized twat to a better class of people who were intelligent enough to kiss the ass of someone that never earned a nickel themselves. I was young, strong and principled and just didn't give a damn. I do sometimes wish I'd taken some goodbye cash, but the lifestyle to which I was accustomed to was a Gulf Coast League bus, a locker room and Motel 8.
Second one was a brainless smoking hottie, had a son with. 17 years later, she wanted to be 20 again, and I kinda wanted to finish what we started with the son. He was 12. He stayed, she booked. There is some justice in life though, now she looks like a pathetic 55 year old ex pole dancer, at age 50, and I have a sweet, cute, intelligent wife that looks 35 at 46, also had 2 sons about the same age as mine, we raised together. Definately my better half, far better than I deserve.
Maybe Ludwick has him fired up?
Or maybe he knows this is the time of year Dusty go gets a veteran journeyman catcher for the post season.