Rangers vs. A's game thread

[romeo212000]

Gonzo is not a patient hitter is he?

 

[guitarmy21b]

More like "should be all the cushion Yu need"

thats the newspaper headline

I like it.

 

[guitarmy21b]

Gentry is like a Peter Bourjos that doesn't suck

 

[Stinky Britches]

Gonzo is not a patient hitter is he?

must be in the last name

I remember when Juan used to chase a lot of bad pitches too.

 

[Stinky Britches]

Gentry is like a Peter Bourjos that doesn't suck

and a mike trout you dont want to pimp slap

minus the power

 

[romeo212000]

and a mike trout you dont want to pimp slap

minus the power

This. Mike trout is a bitch.

 

[guitarmy21b]

Cy Darvish

 

[Stinky Britches]

these ranger promos with the little kids in the seats are awful

lol

especially the one with the kid with that awful hair cut with dutchy

 

[romeo212000]

Cy Darvish

I hope he's still dominating after the all star break.

 

[guitarmy21b]

these ranger promos with the little kids in the seats are awful

lol

especially the one with the kid with that awful hair cut with dutchy

The team has the acting skills of Chuck Testa

 

[Stinky Britches]

Darvish has the best stuff out of any Ranger i've ever seen

 

[Stinky Britches]

The team has the acting skills of Chuck Testa

as long as they can act their way to a ring

i will take the trade off

:-D

 

[Stinky Britches]

a non american league championship ring might i add

 

[Stinky Britches]

nice to see the support from japan

they got pretty enthusiastic fans out there

 

[guitarmy21b]

Hey, Yu Darvish is pitching. Let's go interview some Asians.

 

[Stinky Britches]

Hey, Yu Darvish is pitching. Let's go interview some Asians.

Jim Knox will eventually get tired and land on a Bin Laden spot and award him with the fan of the game.

 

[Stinky Britches]

Nice to have a strikeout pitcher for once. We lacked this for years.

 

[Stinky Britches]

Strikeout STARTING pitcher.

 

[guitarmy21b]

They need to bring back the hot dog guy

 

[Stinky Britches]

They need to bring back the hot dog guy

And the hit it here sign. Win a free suit.

Josh could do it. On the right atmospheric day.