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updating my list of cars that are most likely to have terrible drivers:


Tesla
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Subaru Forrester (or any wagon / cross)
Honda CRV (tied with Toyota Rav 4)
any Volvo newer than about 1974
Mercedes cheap models
Mistubishi Delica (those right side drive things)


bonus points for any car with a Thule storage container on the roof.
 

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updating my list of cars that are most likely to have terrible drivers:


Tesla
.
.
Subaru Forrester (or any wagon / cross)
Honda CRV (tied with Toyota Rav 4)
any Volvo newer than about 1974
Mercedes cheap models
Mistubishi Delica (those right side drive things)


bonus points for any car with a Thule storage container on the roof.

Hey, if you don't like the way I drive my vintage Volvo, stay off the sidewalk.
 

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updating my list of cars that are most likely to have terrible drivers:


Tesla
.
.
Subaru Forrester (or any wagon / cross)
Honda CRV (tied with Toyota Rav 4)
any Volvo newer than about 1974
Mercedes cheap models
Mistubishi Delica (those right side drive things)


bonus points for any car with a Thule storage container on the roof.
Hey, if you don't like the way I drive my Forester (one r), stay off my sidewalk.
 

dash

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updating my list of cars that are most likely to have terrible drivers:


Tesla
.
.
Subaru Forrester (or any wagon / cross)
Honda CRV (tied with Toyota Rav 4)
any Volvo newer than about 1974
Mercedes cheap models
Mistubishi Delica (those right side drive things)


bonus points for any car with a Thule storage container on the roof.

 

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there is a guy in my office that keeps offering me an orange.

but he calls it citrus.

do you want a citrus?

you mean an orange

no a citrus...

it's an orange.

not it's a citrus.

and he does it everytime and I can't say why it brings up a rage in me.....

lol

its a fucking orange
 

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and another thing..... kids today

had a conversation with a student... parents bought them a brand new iphone

I said how much
$1500
I stared blankly

thats alot of money ...

they say they were really good this year and have had the same old phone for 3 years.

I stared blankly

and it came out

when I was your age and I was good I got dinner.

$1500 phone.. holy shit, halleluiah, where's the aspirin.
 

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and another thing..... kids today

had a conversation with a student... parents bought them a brand new iphone

I said how much
$1500
I stared blankly

thats alot of money ...

they say they were really good this year and have had the same old phone for 3 years.

I stared blankly

and it came out

when I was your age and I was good I got dinner.

$1500 phone.. holy shit, halleluiah, where's the aspirin.
The most angry my child had ever been with me was when she was acting like a dick with her iPhone (constantly on it, ignoring her grandparents during visits, using the phone when she should have been sleeping, etc).

After temporary band had no effect, we took away the phone and replaced it with an old call and text only flip phone. The kind where if you wanted to type the letter 's', you needed to press 7 four times.

It was hilarious
 

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when I was your age and I was good I got dinner.

$1500 phone.. holy shit, halleluiah, where's the aspirin.
My mom got me a hooker one year but I'm pretty sure it was just my aunt in a wig speaking in her idea of a Russian accent. So probably not too expensive.
 

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and another thing..... kids today

had a conversation with a student... parents bought them a brand new iphone

I said how much
$1500
I stared blankly

thats alot of money ...

they say they were really good this year and have had the same old phone for 3 years.

I stared blankly

and it came out

when I was your age and I was good I got dinner.

$1500 phone.. holy shit, halleluiah, where's the aspirin.
thank god my inlaws (especially FIL) are early adopters and my kids get their iphone handmedowns ... although it sucks that my wife and I have older phone versions than our kids lol


/kids are always looking for deals though ... pandabuy lol

//daughter saw there were Taylor Swift tickets in Brazil selling for equivalent of $100 USD ... for purchase by citizens of Brazil only though ... so she wants me to reach out to relatives on my moms side who moved there from Italy ... sure thing chief!
 

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The most angry my child had ever been with me was when she was acting like a dick with her iPhone (constantly on it, ignoring her grandparents during visits, using the phone when she should have been sleeping, etc).

After temporary band had no effect, we took away the phone and replaced it with an old call and text only flip phone. The kind where if you wanted to type the letter 's', you needed to press 7 four times.

It was hilarious
billy-butcher-the-boys.gif
 

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I must be doing something wrong, I recently traded with my eldest daughter my 2012 Ford Escape for her 2004 Chevy Cavalier that she got from my father-in-law for free.
 

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The most angry my child had ever been with me was when she was acting like a dick with her iPhone (constantly on it, ignoring her grandparents during visits, using the phone when she should have been sleeping, etc).

After temporary band had no effect, we took away the phone and replaced it with an old call and text only flip phone. The kind where if you wanted to type the letter 's', you needed to press 7 four times.

It was hilarious
This made me lol
 

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After temporary band had no effect, we took away the phone and replaced it with an old call and text only flip phone. The kind where if you wanted to type the letter 's', you needed to press 7 four times.
I can't get my 84 year old mom off one of those. She adamantly refuses to try a basic smartphone.

All day long...beep beep beep, boop boop, beep beep beep beep
 

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The term unalived for being killed if there is a word that instantly takes away the serious nature of an act. This is it.
 

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the pre game and post game on fox never fail to piss me off.don,t know wtf i watch them anymore.
 
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