Cocaine Bear (2023)

[Battlelyon]

 

[UVA_Guy81]

 

[broncosmitty]

Will watch.

Cocaine Bear, Lexington, Kentucky

Famous bear that died after eating $15 million in cocaine dropped from a plane by a drug smuggler, who also died. Immortalized in a very loosely based 2023 Hollywood film.

www.roadsideamerica.com

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

Let me guess... Survival thriller?

Group of hiker stumble upon a coked-out bear and run for their lives?

edit: I'm seeing other sources listing it as a Horror-Comedy

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

 

[Battlelyon]

What a way to go out!

 

[ThereIsNoPlace]

What a way to go out!

Maybe....


...If only they had dropped a slutty female bear that charges $20 a Blowjob, it wooda been perfect..

 

[Superbelt]

Cocaine. Bear.

 

[returnofjakedog]

Cocaine. Bear.

Well, that looks interesting......and ridiculous!

The cgi looks a bit much. Also the trailer gives away far too much (a common issue). Other than that, I'm in!

 

[Superbelt]

Well, that looks interesting......and ridiculous!

The cgi looks a bit much. Also the trailer gives away far too much (a common issue). Other than that, I'm in!

It's Lord and Miller, so it won't be Sharknado.

It does look funny to me. And they absolutely gave away the whole story. I'm sure I could storyboard what happens from beginning to end with plenty of detail off this trailer.

 

[returnofjakedog]

It's Lord and Miller, so it won't be Sharknado.

It does look funny to me. And they absolutely gave away the whole story. I'm sure I could storyboard what happens from beginning to end with plenty of detail off this trailer.

The last Ray Liotta flick. I see it also has Keri Russell in it, and Elizabeth Banks directed. I was unaware she directed, but she has a few credits there. Unfortunately her directing credits contain the likes of Pitch Perfect 2 and the 2019 Charlie's Angels, so I already like this one better just on the weird, original premise.

 

[PolarVortex]

Speaking of cocaine, Christine McVie transcended to the big coca field in the sky today. Don't stop, Crissy.

 

[calsnowskier]

The last Ray Liotta flick. I see it also has Keri Russell in it, and Elizabeth Banks directed. I was unaware she directed, but she has a few credits there. Unfortunately her directing credits contain the likes of Pitch Perfect 2 and the 2019 Charlie's Angels, so I already like this one better just on the weird, original premise.

Is a city full of the most annoying, woke assholes, Banks is quite possibly the most woke of them all. Based on that…

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

Well, that looks interesting......and ridiculous!

The cgi looks a bit much. Also the trailer gives away far too much (a common issue). Other than that, I'm in!

Has uh... Universal hit a slump or are they bankrupt? We were just talkin about their Grinch horror movie lol

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

Bumped... so that I can merge these threads...

 

[Yankee Traveler]

(Free) Based on true events...

 

[DarthVedder]

One of Ray Liotta's last roles, this will either be a really funny horror comedy, or really ridiculous (probably both).

 

[BusSport]

Artsy poster:

 

[Duffman]

One of Ray Liotta's last roles, this will either be a really funny horror comedy, or really ridiculous (probably both).

It definitely could’ve been crazier, but it was pretty wild. Not really any horror to it and not super high on jokes but some good bear kills. Definition of a fun B-movie.

 

[MilkSpiller22]

It definitely could’ve been crazier, but it was pretty wild. Not really any horror to it and not super high on jokes but some good bear kills. Definition of a fun B-movie.

I haven’t seen it yet. And I am looking forward to this. But I do think the movie title is the problem.

It is such an exciting name that we all go in expecting craziness and stupidity.

It seemed from the previews that it is trying too hard to be a respected movie.

The name is very SYFY channel. Like sharknado.

I understand trying to be more mainstream than sharknado. But still.