Comedy Platinum out of Toronto - "Canada's Team" quest for the Cup

[Bloody Brian Burke]

There were more people inside Whole Foods in Oakville Wednesday and they don’t scan QR codes.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Two shorties against the Snes in ten seconds lol

 

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Two shorties against the Snes in ten seconds lol

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Keith Olbermann dislikes this.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

How is this possible lol

 

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A double order of soup!

 

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Remember when Brian Burke was railing on that Nylander contract? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Remember when Brian Burke was railing on that Nylander contract? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

The only saving grace about Marner’s contract is that if you combine his and Nylander’s AAV’s and split them equally you come out to about what each is likely worth.

Just too bad Dubas decided to bend over for Darren Farris, could have both at good hits.

 

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[Bloody Brian Burke]

Dumb as fuck.

Forget the NHL, this is hitting the OHL hard.

 

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[Bloody Brian Burke]

*sigh*

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Nothing else going on in the NHL so of course LeBrun’s spewing last night about no negotiations between the Leafs and Jack Campbell who will now “cost a lot more” than he would’ve in the summer and Jonas trying to keep his job with the NY Tithletic by posting a story about whether the Leafs can keep Ilya Mikhayev lol

 

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[Bloody Brian Burke]

Knies is having a really good season. Makes up for Amirov getting dicked around and Robertson’s injuries.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Ok don’t blow this guys.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Pretty sure teams could’ve had Kerfoot for a second round pick and a B prospect before the expansion draft.

 

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All I'm going to say is if that's Matthew Tkachuk bumping into Kuemper like Auston did, Matthew is going to the sinbin.