OT - I'm bored

[naslundfan19]

I should have known you knew about that list.

He was as tall as a 6'3" tree.

Actually, I just found it.


She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.

 

[Comeds]

8000!

 

[flyersfan4706]

I was as excited to go to the In-Laws house as I was ready to examine the strange puss seeping from the dog's leg.

 

[Destroydacre]

What games?

Dead Space
Fallout 3
The Orange Box
Mass Effect
Mass Effect 2
Left 4 Dead 2
GTA 4
And although it's an original Xbox game, I still occasionally play KOTOR on the 360 because IMO that's one of the best rpg's ever made.

 

[Darkstone42]

Actually, I just found it.


She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.

I've not seen that one.

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

 

[flyersfan4706]

The rodent crawled aross the rug just like the floorboards of an abandon house didnt.

 

[Darkstone42]

I was as excited to go to the In-Laws house as I was ready to examine the strange puss seeping from the dog's leg.

You mean pus?

 

[Destroydacre]

Actually, I just found it.


She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.

The human centipede has 12 legs.

 

[naslundfan19]

I've not seen that one.

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

I'm using this list:
Stupid People - Bad Metaphors

 

[GagneFire12]

Dead Space
Fallout 3
The Orange Box
Mass Effect
Mass Effect 2
Left 4 Dead 2
GTA 4
And although it's an original Xbox game, I still occasionally play KOTOR on the 360 because IMO that's one of the best rpg's ever made.

Ah, do you play Portals on The Orange Box? I'm a big RPG-guy myself, but I prefer the old turn-based style - Final Fantasy, etc.

 

[IPostedWhat]

I'm just going to go ahead and assume the answer is no then.

 

[flyersfan4706]

You mean pus?

Yes. ANd are you guys using sites to find the metaphors? I am just making them up (That is why they are bad)

 

[Darkstone42]

Yes. ANd are you guys using sites to find the metaphors? I am just making them up (That is why they are bad)

25 Funniest/Worst Analogies Ever Written in High School Essays

My English professor last semester gave us this list and told us not to use these. They're all pulled from high school essays.

Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

 

[ritari330]

BTW guys these are Similes, not metaphors

 

[Automattic]

1!

 

[naslundfan19]

I'm just going to go ahead and assume the answer is no then.

I would help, but the only system I have is an old school N64, and I'm too lazy to look up any info

 

[Comeds]

Dead Space
Fallout 3
The Orange Box
Mass Effect
Mass Effect 2
Left 4 Dead 2
GTA 4
And although it's an original Xbox game, I still occasionally play KOTOR on the 360 because IMO that's one of the best rpg's ever made.

I have a PS3 but loved Dead Space (scary!) and liked Fallout 3. Really liked GTA4 and the expansions.
Playing the hell out of Red Dead Redemption now.

 

[Darkstone42]

BTW guys these are Similes, not metaphors

I told you they were bad metaphors. =P

 

[naslundfan19]

1!

Guy named Matt! What's up?

 

[Darkstone42]

Guy named Matt! What's up?

His name's Matt? Now his user-name makes sense...