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Sharkonabicycle
Bipedal Sea Dog
I am really going in with SUPER low expectations this game. No Jamal Adams, teams have been SLASHING us on YAC which Jimmy Garporlrorlrorl is a pro at (as he passing range is anywhere from -5 to 5 yards), etc. Yah we acquired Carlos Dunlap who has done fuck all this season because he got into it and hates his defensive coordinator, but wait till he gets a load of Norton Jr. He'll probably hang himself in < 48 hours and then we're out Finney who is our backup when Pocic gets injured.
Seattle has allowed the most yards defensively in NFL history through 6 games. The main threat is Kittle over the middle of the field with YAC ability which means Kittle should rally for 307 yards and 951 TDs (that doesn't even make sense but I'll commit to it).
I didn't even chug blood pressure medication today or purchase any for tomorrow. I just drank 1.75L of bourbon and ate a 'King Size' pack of Skittles (apparently these are still available yet the fags at Wrigley replaced lime with green 'fuckass' apple). Anyway, hope everyone has a nice night. If I fail to post in ~94 hours I'm probably on a p0rnhub binge.
Seattle has allowed the most yards defensively in NFL history through 6 games. The main threat is Kittle over the middle of the field with YAC ability which means Kittle should rally for 307 yards and 951 TDs (that doesn't even make sense but I'll commit to it).
I didn't even chug blood pressure medication today or purchase any for tomorrow. I just drank 1.75L of bourbon and ate a 'King Size' pack of Skittles (apparently these are still available yet the fags at Wrigley replaced lime with green 'fuckass' apple). Anyway, hope everyone has a nice night. If I fail to post in ~94 hours I'm probably on a p0rnhub binge.