So, this Iowa-Nebraska hate, where does it derive

[Smoke]

Ohio has an NFL team?????

Technically.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

it all started back in 1917 when an Iowan farmer stole a Nebraskan farmers stalk of corn. Known as the epic theivery of Homer, Nebraska - Salix, Iowa.

I really want it to be something like this!!!!

 

[OregonDucks]

I really want it to be something like this!!!!

just go to the Nebraska/Iowa rivalry wikipedia page and input it. Then it happend.

 

[TigerBait1971]

Battle of the Children of the Corn.

 

[TexasMan]

Okay, now I know Bob Davie is a moron.

He just said Nebraska fans are the most knowledgeable in CFB.

 

[boomtown]

it could be "the flat fight" or "the treeless tussle" or "why the fuck do i live here, please let me die"

 

[TexasMan]

it could be "the flat fight" or "the treeless tussle" or "why the fuck do i live here, please let me die"

LMFAO!!

 

[herky]

it could be "the flat fight" or "the treeless tussle" or "why the fuck do i live here, please let me die"

I thought the same thing when I was in San Antonio 5 years ago.

 

[Volbound1700]

I thought Iowa State was the biggest team in Iowa :0

 

[herky]

I thought Iowa State was the biggest team in Iowa :0

What's it like looking up at Vanderbilt?

 

[boomtown]

I thought the same thing when I was in San Antonio 5 years ago.

too many ppl, too few cornstalks? the steep, sudden changes in elevation?

 

[herky]

too many ppl, too few cornstalks? the steep, sudden changes in elevation?

The graveyard that spanned 8 city blocks, the idiots driving in the ditch, the 2 Port a Potty's for 75000 people.

 

[boomtown]

The graveyard that spanned 8 city blocks, the idiots driving in the ditch, the 2 Port a Potty's for 75000 people.

so it was the changes in elevation

 

[herky]

so it was the changes in elevation

I'm from NE Iowa not Western Iowa.
Western Iowa = Flat

 

[Nate]

I'd rather live in Nebraska than that hellhole Mexican state you call Texas.

 

[boomtown]

I'd rather live in Nebraska than that hellhole Mexican state you call Texas.

its okay, youre safe now, big bad texas cant get you cornholer

 

[Blackshirt]

its okay, youre safe now, big bad texas cant get you cornholer

We might just go straight down to the Alamo and beat Texas's ass right in front of you.

 

[TexasMan]

We might just go straight down to the Alamo and beat Texas's ass right in front of you.

Key word

 

[TexasMan]

I'd rather live in Nebraska than that hellhole Mexican state you call Texas.

Good. We don't need any more carpetbaggers.

 

[BigAppleBadger]

Because they are both boring, underpopulated, landlocked states whose economies are entirely dependent on federal ethanol subsidies?

Iowa is famous for being infested every 4 years with a bunch of politicians trying to act like they're having a good time at the state fair so they can win a "straw poll".

Nebraska is famous for an aging billionaire that lives in a small house and drives a station wagon as part of his homespun, nice guy act.

All I can say is, thank god for airplanes. I can't imagine what it would be like if you couldn't just pass over everything between Chicago and Aspen at 35,000 feet.