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They probably start with his cornhole being stretched out the size of a basketball hoop.

He's already admitted that he had to cuddle up to the Aryan brotherhood in the clink, so he wouldn't get stomped by the minorities. Care to take a guess at what he had to do in return?
 

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He's already admitted that he had to cuddle up to the Aryan brotherhood in the clink, so he wouldn't get stomped by the minorities. Care to take a guess at what he had to do in return?

It would certainly explain a lot.

On to the question; he probably had to rim asses with the speed and technique a good drummer uses to play double bass drum.
 
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Im not gonna read anymore of this Faggunist Manifesto.


Fuck you all. All of you can die of AIDS like Tom Hanks in that movie about that one shithole. May your pets die in fires and may your parents be capable of pretending you were never born.


Get help. Elsewhere.
 

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Im not gonna read anymore of this Faggunist Manifesto.


Fuck you all. All of you can die of AIDS like Tom Hanks in that movie about that one shithole. May your pets die in fires and may your parents be capable of pretending you were never born.


Get help. Elsewhere.

A little harsh perhaps, but by no means, not unwarranted.
 

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So, has anyone been "banned" yet??


Not yet...but I have a feeling that this weekend:

1. we will get a proper manifesto
2. which will escalate into a meltdown and
3. many people will be put on "ignore"
4. followed by the ban hammer

Headed to the popcorn store as we speak, gotta get supplies.
 

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Not yet...but I have a feeling that this weekend:

1. we will get a proper manifesto
2. which will escalate into a meltdown and
3. many people will be put on "ignore"
4. followed by the ban hammer

Headed to the popcorn store as we speak, gotta get supplies.
You forgot about the new lawsuit through the esteemed firm Dewey, Cheetum, and Howe
 

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Not yet...but I have a feeling that this weekend:

1. we will get a proper manifesto
2. which will escalate into a meltdown and
3. many people will be put on "ignore"
4. followed by the ban hammer

Headed to the popcorn store as we speak, gotta get supplies.

fuckin A
 

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Not yet...but I have a feeling that this weekend:

1. we will get a proper manifesto
2. which will escalate into a meltdown and
3. many people will be put on "ignore"
4. followed by the ban hammer

Headed to the popcorn store as we speak, gotta get supplies.
Hopefully this is enough to get through the morning. :suds:

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