Unwatchable

[handicappers]

Both women are hot as fuck. Sing and dance great. Are married to all Universe athletes and have shit tons of money.

regardless, I’ll be watching the “In living color “ HT show

 

[CaptainStubing]

I rarely watch the halftime shows but Shakira is sexy as hell so I will probably watch this one and then go jack off in the bathroom afterwards

 

[Robotech]

How the Warriors doing? Asking for a friend.

Good. Very good.

 

[Myles]

I start the SuperBowl after the halftime show is over. I record the first half, turn everything off (may comment here and there spot checking the score) and then fast forward through all the stupid commercials and lame as shit halftime show. If Seattle were to play I'd watch the game live but on my computer where I can mute the advertisements/half time show and play video games or browse the Internet in between.

Anyone that watches the half time show with what it's become these days (whether you're at a party or not, you can excuse yourself) or is excited for the commercials is 100% queer/douche in my book.

Boy, that sounds depressing. I watch it start to finish minus the halftime show usually.

 

[mrwallace2ku]

What y'all going to be doing for halftime?

hoping-n-praying for a janet jackson wardrobe failure moment during this year's halftime extravaganza show….

 

[kburjr]

hoping-n-praying for a janet jackson wardrobe failure moment during this year's halftime extravaganza show….

You pray with your eyes open?

 

[mrwallace2ku]

You pray with your eyes open?

ok…good callout here kb. fact is i don't pray at all.


i'll just hope instead...

 

[Hank Kingsley]

This may be the ultimate boomer take, but I for one won't be watching the Super Bowl Halftime Show. I have absolutely no interest in seeing Jennifer Lopez or Shakira. I think I'll go out back for 20 minutes and try to call a coyote in.

What y'all going to be doing for halftime?

I'm with you.

But halftime takes me 2 seconds as I quickly skip my recording to Q3.

No idea why anybody would want to watch that effort. Couple of hoors dancing about.....

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Shakira pushing 40 and having kids is still hotter than 95% of the women on this planet...

More irritating than 99% of them to boot.

 

[eaglesnut]

Halftime is for going outside to smoke a joint.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

More irritating than 99% of them to boot.

Interesting.... not sure what would make her irritating. She's largely kept herself out of the media as much as I can tell.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Interesting.... not sure what would make her irritating. She's largely kept herself out of the media as much as I can tell.

Screeching sing song coupled with needless scantily clad cavorting about simply to make you (and others like you) think it's worth watching.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Screeching sing song coupled with needless scantily clad cavorting about simply to make you (and others like you) think it's worth watching.

 

[Center Ice]

This may be the ultimate boomer take, but I for one won't be watching the Super Bowl Halftime Show. I have absolutely no interest in seeing Jennifer Lopez or Shakira. I think I'll go out back for 20 minutes and try to call a coyote in.

What y'all going to be doing for halftime?

Mute - talk with buds - drink beer - eat pizza - possibly switch to shopping network.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

I'm cut to the core. So hurtful you are.

I'm thinking you think Taylor Swift is all that and then some too.....

Better Boomer than Bonehead.....

 

[The Derski]

You kidding? J-Lo and Shakira? With the way today’s performances go it’s basically going to be soft core p*rn. I’m in.

Me likey Shakira

 

[The Derski]

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Me likey Shakira

Sounds like you're the kind of guy who'd have a go at a hole in a fur coat.....

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Me likey Shakira

Dude I've banged stuffed animals that are more attractive than her. You're just 'stiffin' out' because she's a celeb and loaded.

 

[Inquisitor95]

Dude I've banged stuffed animals that are more attractive than her.

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