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PolarVortex

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Police: Women stole more than $500K in jewelry from Jets RB Le'Veon Bell's home



He left these obvious gold-diggers who were willing to be his co-girlfriends at home with a half million dollars in un-secured jewelry.

I'm sorry Lev, they weren't with you because you had a big heart or a great personality.

I honestly hope they get away with it, just because he shouldn't get his stuff back if he's that stupid.
What kind of a heterosexual man has $520 thousand worth of jewelry? Egotistical douche.
 

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Have some sympathy … ho dun took his tiara.
 

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Let's see if I can drum up some sympathy for poor Mr. Bell...

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Nope.
 

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Look at the positive....we will get another chart topping edgy rap song out of this.
 

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Now this is funny. :pound:


And let me guess that half a million dollars isn't enough for Bell to have learned his lesson here. :laugh3:
He's going to be one of these athletes that is broke within three years after he retires. Guaranteed.
 

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His first mistake was leaving two girlfriends together, his second was leaving 500k of jewelry sitting out.


#DUMBASFUCK
 

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What kind of a heterosexual man has $520 thousand worth of jewelry? Egotistical douche.

I don't know if Elton John has 520K in jewelry and even if he does, I would think that he'd have the sense to keep it locked up despite having waaaaay more money than Bell.
 

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You know ho's are not big on ...big words.

29 Bucks to save 500K.






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He’ll be cut in two years, out of the league in three, obese in five, and bankrupt in eight.
 

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"It's the best my body's really ever felt in my life," Bell declared. "There's nothing that even comes close to comparing how I feel. Literally just resting and letting my body heal. ... My body got so much rest, I've got so much built up in me, it's time to let go. This is the best I've literally ever felt in my life -- that I can remember."
 

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I think it is doable. Depends on the Jets though.
the jets havent had a 1000 rusher or receiver since 2015. last year they didnt have a rusher or receiver crack 800. He got some line help in pgh
 

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Hahaha these tricks are on a boat and long gone

Or

and I'll emphasize that this is a huge possibility,

The tricks that leveon associates with are as dumb as he is and we'll be hearing about them again in a couple weeks.

I can see the headline now:

Police Arrest Women Charged With Theft Of Bell's Property After They Posted Pictures Of Their Ill-Begotten Gains On Social Media
 

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the jets havent had a 1000 rusher or receiver since 2015. last year they didnt have a rusher or receiver crack 800. He got some line help in pgh
yeah but if they arent a dumpster fire. Why couldnt he get 800 & 800. (1600) or in the 9's rushing 7's receiving. If their QB learns & gets better than last year. Like I said it is doable barring injuries.

Normally I would think he is prime for a hammy issue, but with his running style (not explosive) it might not be an issue.
However with all that time off. I could see abdominal strains or some other muscle thing either handicapping him in games or having him miss a game here & there.
 
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